What are Stephen King’s five worst books/stories?

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Inspired by this thread. What are Stephen King’s five worst books, in your opinion? No limitations. Anything from novels to novellas to short story collections to ebooks to published screenplays is eligible. It doesn’t actually even have to be a whole book. It could be a story within a book. Herewith, my choices:

  1. Dreamcatcher. One of the worst books written anywhere, by anybody. Shitweasels.
  2. The Regulators. The image that comes to mind is a little kid covered in Spaghettios and diarrhea. I really just don’t need that.
  3. Lisey’s Story. Smucking!
  4. Dedication. (short story in Nightmares & Dreamscapes) Okay, I am officially grossed out. I literally gag if I think about this one too much.
  5. The Dark Half. Not that it’s so terrible, but it just doesn’t feel like him at all. I keep expecting him to come out and say, “Fooled you guys! Joe wrote that when he was fifteen.”

Steve, this doesn’t mean I don’t still love you.

MT Cicero, thanks for writing part of this post. :slight_smile:

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Hearts in Atlantis
The Girl who love Tom Gordon (I even had to google the title, I almost wrote Tom Brady)
Dedication (that is a pretty nasty story)
Sneakers

And I’m sure there are others I didn’t care for, but can’t think of them all now.

I liked Lisey’s story (granted the smucking thing was annoying) and its been a long time since I’ve read it but I recall enjoying the imagery of his other world.

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awww, I loved Hearts in Atlantis and liked The Regulators :frowning:

Anyhow, I nominate The Plant for all 5 spots. It’s that bad.

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I enjoyed Hearts in Atlantis, and I absolutely loved The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon.

I didn’t like:

  1. The Breathing Method
  2. Dedication
  3. Sneakers
  4. The Man Who Would Not Shake Hands
  5. Sneakers
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Sneakers twice, Annie? You can list one more!

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Tommyknockers was complete shit.
The Cell, likewise.
From a Buick 8 was terrible
Bag of Bones
Hearts in Atlantis

Tommyknockers can take all five spots though.

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I realy really hated Sneakers.

Tommyknockers can take its place.

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The worst Stephen King books I’ve read, in no particular order (note that I gave up after a while, so there aren’t any recent books on this list):

Insomnia
Desperation
The Tommyknockers
Needful Things
The Dark Half

I excluded short stories, since most of the short stories I didn’t like I barely remember.

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Dreamcatchers (so stupid it hurt)
Tommyknockers (there were like 20 good pages in this doorstop of shite)
The Regulators (gross and pointless)

Those three really stand out. I’ll have to think on my last two. “Christine” might be in the running.

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Of the books I’ve read, the only ones I didn’t care for were Dark Tower and Gerald’s Game. Pet Sematary was not memorable and Cujo didn’t do much for me. Among his shorter works, The Running Man and The Body were just OK.

I stopped reading Misery partway through, but I can’t blame King for that – I wussed out.

ETA – Oh, right, I did read Christine and it was stupid. Thx Hello, Again.

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I hated Tommyknockers.

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Desperation
Regulators (This and Desperation were so bad I stopped reading King for years.)
Insomnia
Dreamcatcher
Cujo (Really? A rabid dog? Not scary.)

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[ol]
[li]The Tommyknockers[/li][li]The Tommyknockers[/li][li]The Tommknockers[/li][li]It[/li][li]The Langoliers[/li][/ol]

There are probably a couple of short stories that I can’t recall.

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A surprising amount of Tommyknocker hate! I might have picked it back in the old days, before he cranked out some worse ones. Too much weirdness, and then there are some upsetting scenes (Hilly and David, Peter the beagle).

However, I do like the character of Gardner. I always thought Gardner and Jack Torrance could have had some great times together (well, until they accidentally killed someone).
Bobbi’s sister Anne was fun to read about too.

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The Tommyknockers can have all 5 spots as far as I am concerned. This is the only King book (and one of maybe a dozen from any author) that I couldn’t finish (or even get 1/2 way through).

In three tries.

I didn’t care for Gerald’s game, or the Dream Catcher that much. Cujo wasn’t awesome.

so:

  1. Tommyknockers (The first time I tried to read it)
  2. TommyKnockers (The second time I tried to read it)
  3. TommyKnockers (The third time I tried to read it)
  4. TommyKnockers (Just thinking about this book upsets me)
  5. Tie between TommyKnockers/Gerald’s Game/Dream Catcher/Cujo
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I haven’t read that much Steven King, but I remember not caring for:

1 Needful Things. I tried, honestly I tried more than once, but this one was just plain boring.

2 Apt Pupil. I’m really up to here with evil Nazi stories.

3 Breathing Method. From Different Seasons. This one seemed like a desperate scramble for a fourth story when he only had three.

4 Was there one about his wife finding shorter and shorter shortcuts while driving the car to some town? Stories where the climax is reading a car odometer are less than gripping. I don’t remember the title, or even if this was one of Steven King’s short stories though.

5 It Grows on You. Story about a house that builds itself. The anthology it’s in says this story was never in print before. There’s a reason for that.

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“Mrs. Todd’s Shortcut.” I kind of liked this one, actually, although I’ll agree it’s not one of his best.

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I can’t list 5 because after I read Needful Things, I stopped reading King. What a stupid, repetitive, stupid example of automatic writing.

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That’s the one, thank you.

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[ol]
[li]The Cell - Awful. Really awful.[/li][li]'Salem’s Lot - I think I’m one of the few who doesn’t like this. It’s one of his earlier works, and it shows, IMO.[/li][li]Under the Dome - This started out so well, I was hopeful. Then the last third goes to shit. And not in a good way.[/li][li]Graveyard Shift - Mutant bat rats? Really?[/li][li]From a Buick 8 - Just couldn’t get into it.[/li][/ol]