What are the 5 worst things humans have done/doing to Mother Earth?

As my dear old friend George* once pointed out, well, well over 95% of all the species that have existed on the planet Earth are GONE. Extinct. Dead. Kaput. Deceased. They are no more. They have ceased to be. They’ve passed on, expired, and gone to meet their maker. They’re stiffs. Bereft of life, they rest in peace. Their metabolic processes are now of interest only to historians. They’re off the twig. They’ve kicked the bucket, shuffled off this mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. They are EX-SPECIES.

We didn’t kill them all. Not even close, in fact. The only constant on Earth is change. The planet is a dynamical system, whose elements change in response to other elements changing. So we’re dumping plastic all over the place. Eventually lifeforms will evolve who will use this to their advantage. I for one am sick and tired of all this ‘ZOMG SAVE THE PLANET!!!111’ bullshit.

*Carlin.

Butt-sex, but in my defense the bitch was begging for it!

Where the hell is the Earth’s poop-chute anyway?

That’d be New Jersey, Bob.

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As a New Jerseyan I saw that one coming miles away. You could at least be more specific, like Seacus, NJ. That would explain the smell anyway.

If we’re talking the long-term health of the planet, I have to agree with those who say our impacts are insignificant in the very long run.

If we’re talking about the earth’s continued ability to support humans, I’ll go with

  1. Fossil fuel dependence
  2. chemical-dependent agriculture
  3. deforestation
  4. habitat destruction for various non-forest species
  5. overpopulation (as a magnifier of the above)

As to Shalmanese’s comment about grass, I think the most damaging thing it did was make humans possible. Where would we be without wheat, corn, oats, barley, rye, etc.? All just kinds of grass, those are …

What have we done to the Earth?
What have we done to our fair sister?

(A) Ravaged and plundered and ripped her and bit her
(B) Stuck her with knives in the side of the dawn
© Tied her with fences and dragged her down
(D) All of the above

As for me – before I sink into the big sleep, I want to hear the scream of the butterfly.

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Who’s “Zomg”? Is that the tree-hugger “Og”? :smiley:

What we’ve done to the Earth is insignificant when compared with natural events. Assorted meteor strikes, super-volcanoes, ice ages, mass extinctions…

(1) Ravaged and
(2) plundered and
(3) Ripped her and
(4) bit her
(5) Tied her with fences and dragged her down