I can understand that. I hear Mistaktonic takes “publish or perish” very seriously.
Warning: If you pledge Sigma Unidentified Eldritch Rune Phi, really be careful during Hell Week.
And think twice before you go to a toga party. At Miskatonic, they use live togas.
I was offered a position there in Forbidden Studies. They were very pleased with the fact that I was once banned from human research.
This is true. I was once banned from human research. Bwahahahahaha
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I have held positions in their Paleontology Department for years, currently holding the Carl Denham Chair of Applied Paleontology, and Acting Curator of Enigmatic Specimens (recently given responsibilities beyond the Anomalous collection with the unfortunate incident that affected Prof. Cabell).
I honestly believe that the human skull wearing my eyeglasses we have uncovered from Lower Silurian shale is a student prank from some future class.
Really? I guess they dumbed down the requirements since I attended. Back then, they didn’t give you an option. There was no “or” option.
What about the theremin?
I can’t wait to see the University’s representative on Jeopardy’s College Week.
Gooooooo Nameless Horror from Beyond the Stars!
“I’ll take “Blasphemous Abominations” for $600, Alex.”
About thirty years ago I was working for a science fiction convention and got a letter from someone who, according to the letterhead, worked at Miskatonic University’s Department of Pre-Human Religions.
Black Studies is compulsory.
And you wouldn’t believe what fright night is like on the campus.