In this article on the impending startup of the Large Hardon Collider, the author tries to explain the energies the LHC is capable of:
Assuming that’s a proper characterization of the magnitude of energy we’re talking about…what would that be like? If I were sitting at my desk, and a pair of protons collided in front of me at that speed, releasing that much energy, what would it be like macroscopically? Would I see a bright flash of light? Would I be knocked over/killed/vaporized by a massive shock wave that appears to come from nowhere? Or would there be no tangible effects outside the quantum scale?
Those numbers are so far off, it’s not even funny. This is why I hate popular media explanations of science. The LHC is expected to have collision energies on the order of 14 TeV, which is about 2.24 x 10[sup]-6[/sup] joules. You can look at this scale to get a sense of what kind of energy that is. It’s nowhere NEAR macroscopic, falling many orders of magnitude below the amount of energy needed to light a 40-watt light bulb for an hour. By comparison, the most energetic cosmic ray ever detected carried an energy equivalent to a major-league fast ball; this, too is many orders of magnitude more energy than the LHC is capable of.
Looking at the energy density
A proton has a volume of 1.4×10-44 m³
So two colliding protons will have a volume of 2.8×10-44 m³.
An Oreo cookie has a volume of about 1.4 × 10^-5 cubic meters.
That’s 5.0 × 10^38 times the volume of the colliding protons.
So an Oreo cookie with the same energy density as the colliding protons would contain 1.12 × 10^33 joules, or 2.7 × 10^29 Calories.
Eating one of those would make a person very fat.
The “colliding bullet trains” might be a misguided figure for the amount of energy the machine uses, rather than the amount that actually goes into the high-speed protons. Particle accelerators are horrendously inefficient.
I did read a better article on the beam dumps which I cannot now find (*eta *here) - they use multistage magnetic decelleration to dump energy from the protons until they can hit a cooled graphite sink with a swinging beam.