People say “hamsters” ate their post. Are these hamsters mods?
Not really. The hamsters are out to get you…
Just make sure your anus is sealed shut.
Picture a server that is powered/controlled by hamsters, It is our way of dealing with the delays/bottlenecks/bugs/glitches on the SDMB. More fun to say the “Hamsters did it” than blaming hardware/software/poster error, just like WWII pilots blamed “gremlins” for problems they had while flying.
Harlow sometimes the board runs so slow you would swear that the server is powered by arthritic, asmatic, crippled hamsters. These hamsters eat posts for food.
Most computer systems consist of high-speed, high-technology electronics. It’s purported the SDMB computer is powered by hamsters running on their cage wheels.
Individually-wrapped ham sandwiches?
ccwaterback is pretty close. Most high-speed, high-technology computing systems of the past several years are, at their core, powered by hamster wheels (and magic smoke).