Sometimes there’s nothing you can do but just throw your hands up in disgust. Some things you shouldn’t even have to direct someone to scopes to debunk – it should be obvious to anyone with the brain God gave a turnip.
This is an actual email exchange I had with, what I would have otherwise considered, a reasonably intelligent friend…
From: changed_name@school.edu (yes, my friend works in the educational system here in the good ol’ USofA)
To: Shayna@myemailaddy.here
Subj: Fw: New Wheels! Please forward…
(My friend’s words): Yall all know I need new wheels…the Beamer is getting on up there. Wonder what it would be like to drive a Honda? Call me crazy or call me lucky?
(853,726 email addresses removed to protect the chronically stupid)
Jo: Read this and forward it to lots of people. You never know what might happen.
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Hi, Friends! I got this e-mail forwarded to me and thought you would enjoy the competitive spirit behind it.
Forward it and we’ll see if it works. We all love Hondas, right?
First off, I just want everyone to know that this is the real thing. I forwarded this message to everyone I know about 6 months ago and last week a Honda employee showed up at my house with my brand new 1999 Civic EX!!! It is so funny because I never believed these things worked and actually I sent this one as a joke to all my friends. But they forwarded the message too and now I have received a new car!!!
Bob Stanley, Denver Colorado
Friends,
Look I know this sounds too good to be true, and that’s what I thought too. But I called Honda’s headquarters in Japan and spoke to an American representative myself and it really is true! They assured me that this the real thing! I still wasn’t convinced but I called three weeks later and my Honda account balance has reached the unbelievable sum of $12,500!!! So even if you don’t believe this, forward it anyway so my account will continue to grow until I get my brand new Prelude!!!
Steve Kelly, Minneapolis Minnessota
Dear valued potential customers:
Here at Honda we have been well known for over 20 years for providing the best in reliabillity, comfort, and style. Over the years we have risen to be one of the top auto industries here in Japan. But that isn’t enough. We want to be number one in the US.
[Everyone knows how this stupid email goes, so I’ve deleted the majority of the body.]
I thank you for your time and business.
Sincerely,
Kageyama Hironobu
Senior Honda Marketing Advisor
From: Shayna@myemailaddy.here
To: changed_name@school.edu
Subj: Re: Fw: New Wheels! Please forward…
Please tell me you don’t really believe this is true! LOL
From: changed_name@school.edu
To: Shayna@myemailaddy.here
Of course I don’t believe it is true, but hot dang, what if it is and I get a new car!
Hugs,
K
From: Shayna@myemailaddy.here
To: changed_name@school.edu
LMAO at you girlfriend! Answer this for me. IF it was true that you’d get a new car from Honda just for forwarding an email to a bunch of people - HOW are they going to find you? HOW are they going to know who the heck changed_name@school.edu is? HOW will they get your address to just miraculously show up at your door with the keys to a shiny new car that’s sitting in your parking lot? You slay me. This is NOT true - not even by the wildest stretch of the imagination. LOL
From: changed_name@school.edu
To: Shayna@myemailaddy.here
I am dying with laughter…of course I won’t get a new car in my driveway! But heck fire…who knows!! Okay, tell me gulliable is not it the dictionary! LOL
(Well, it’s not, but…) I give up!
“How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world.” - Anne Frank