breathing heavily
Purple bra & panties, nude pantyhose, brown tshirt copper colored satin long sleeves shirt, brown pants, brown fur lined clogs.
Really sex, wha?
Black bathrobe.
Yeah, I’m sure I wasn’t who you were looking for, but there ya go.
White bathrobe. Working at home, can wear anything I want to!
But going to take a shower soon and change into jeans and a polo shirt.
Sorry to disappoint.
Absolutely nothing! I was just getting in the shower when you called. giggle
(In reality I am wearing a red shirt, grey pants, and sneakers. Under that I have a white bra and panties.)
Scrubs.
(but I can change and put on whatever suits your fancy)
White t-shirt, jeans, black track jacket, white flip flops, my sweet new white watch and the 2 rings I always wear. And the usual undergarments but the details of those are private 
It’s hot as crap outside but I am at work and it’s always freezing in here, hence the jacket. And the space heater I am sitting next to! Seriously.
Blue dress shirt, gold paisley tie, black dress slacks, black socks, kick-ass Miralto alligator shoes with brass tips, and boxers with frogs all over them.
Other than that, I’m buck naked.
ETA: Dung Beetle, what are you wearing?
please please please let the answer include “spaghetti straps”
I’m in a longish brown dress with a cream-colored leaf pattern. It’s sleeveless, full-skirted, has kind of a forties look to it, I think. Open-toed brown shoes with a medium heel. Beige bra and pink cotton undies to express my flamboyant side. 
Old photo, but the same stuff: boxers, t-shirt, shorts, shoes and socks.
Black t-shirt, jeans, mid-top hiking shoes. It’s a “spending too much time hauling servers around” day so I’m nice and sweaty too, although Mr. Sun is behind a cloud so it’s not as bad as it could be. Still 80 deg - 80% humid though.
- Why do you ask,
- What are YOU wearing?
whistle
Not to be predictable, but…
Cite?
Posting from bed this morning. Blue-green-yellow-black-white striped pajama pants and a very well-worn t-shirt from the 1982 Oatmeal Festival in Bertram, Texas.
Red shorts; a white t-shirt that says “I [heart] the dominant paradigm.”
Two people other than me have ever laughed at that – please, tell me there’s a fourth.
tdn, you’re a hero. The males of the SDMB salute you for jumping on that particular grenade.
twickster, I giggled.
Purple panties, black bra, bike shorts, wine-coloured spaghetti straps dress I made out of t-shirts.
Wedding and engagement rings.
Glasses.
A tan cargo-esque skirt, black off-the-shoulders shirt with a slate blue tank top underneath and black sandals.
Yep, it’s as bland as you imagine it would be.
No, I looked at the tag. They’re definitely cotton.
Let’s see… nondiscript blue polo shirt, blue Levis, and boxer shorts (also blue).