What are you wearing right now?

Try saying that to a lady IRL, then you’re going to be following it up with

Gloom, despair and agony on me (whooooa!)
Deep dark depression, excessive misery (whooooa!)
If it weren’t for bad luck, I’d have no luck at all (whooooa!)
Gloom, despair and agony on me!

or maybe

Well, where are you tonight?
Why did you leave me here all alone?
I searched the world over
And I thought I found true love
But you met another, and sbbpht, you was gone!

Can you tell I had to sit thru Hee Haw every.Saturday.night as a kid? :smiley:

Right now I’ve got jeans and a tshirt.

But half an hour ago I was soaked from head to toe wearing jeans and tshirt, black steel toed work boots, black leather chaps, black armoured mesh jacket, black bandanna and black helmet.

I’ve been riding the motorcycle across western Canada the last few days. Today was Kamloops to Vancouver via the Coquihalla highway - rained for about the last two hours of riding. Tomorrow is Vancouver to Comox hopefully in sunny weather.

I’m wearing my eyeglasses, my sorta Black Hills Gold wedding ring and a pair of black boxer-briefs.

Lacy mauve bra and panties from Victoria’s Secret, a white lawn robe with crocheted edging (left open), and silver filigree earrings.

I have a new boyfriend.

Orange Nike running shorts, tennies and a black t-shirt with a Van Gogh print on the front (the one with the haystacks.)

I’m all business-y today: lavender crinkle shirt with matching tank top underneath(the shirt is somewhat sheer), black pinstripe pants, black strappy shoes. Two rings, my watch, earrings and a necklace (amethyst, to go with the shirt). Oh, and panties and a bra (ick). And my badge and cell phone, natch.

I hate demo days like this when I actually have to wear clothes. When I work from home my normal attire runs to a men’s cheapo tank top and (women’s) panties. I’m WAY more productive when I’m comfortable.

Jean capris, red tank top, grey underwear with snowflakes on them (I don’t sort my underwear by season!) and brown bra (I also make no effort to match!). Glasses, wedding and engagement rings, family heirloom ring, and my new watch.

Blue jeans, knee-high black socks with cherries on them, loafers, sports bra, and a tshirt with the Duck Hunt splash screen printed on it. Also, pigtails, since my hair was determined to be stupid today anyways.

It’s casual week at work.

ETA: Oh, and underwear. I am wearing underwear.

Light purple shorts, dark purple ACS RFL t-shirt, white socks and white/pink/purple/blue panties.

Shirt, tie and suit pants. Plus a jumper, because I’m feeling a bit chilly in the office.

And now that I’m home, running shorts and that’s all. It’s hot and I moved a TV after work.

At this very moment, a dark red Cleveland Indians T-shirt, khaki shorts and underwear. No socks, no shoes. The A/C is running but it’s still a bit warm. This is pretty much my usual summertime home ensemble; at work I’m in a suit and tie all day.

Goll Durnit,

Sister Euthanasia told me not to think about folks being nekkid under their clothes.

I must be cursed, I just cain’t stop thinkin. :smack:

Well, since I’m checking the dope before I go to read a bit and then bed, I’m wearing my lucky Boxers with skulls on them and a pastel blue t-shirt that has a little bit of a drool stain on the right shoulder from my 4month old cousin sleeping there earlier.

Actually that’s pretty much what I’m always wearing when I check the dope around midnight or so- boxers and a T-shirt, that’s my Doper Uniform. :smiley:

Sexy black lace lingerie and thigh-high black leather boots!

Okay, fine, jeans and a black long-sleeved top. No socks or shoes.

nothing. I’m in my locked bedroom, alone. no reason to dress up.

Blue flannel bathrobe.

Hey, what can I say - I websurf between waking and breakfast.

Silly pyjamas. Brown, thin, t-shirt material type pants with pink Thumpers (from Bambi) all over them, and a top which is brown with pink stitching and has a pink Thumper on it, and it says (surprise!) “Thumper” underneath Thumper. The word “Thumper” is sparkly.

And a rainbow thread bracelet that I never remove.

Fat pants and a wife beater I snagged from my mom’s stuff after she died. Four rings, an ear cuff and a necklace.

A fucking suit and tie for the second time this week, as the big muckety-mucks are still in town! :mad: