Well, I realize it’s not the same thing, but here’s what the kilt looks like. (One of 'em, anyway.)
I wish I could figure out a way to wear it with The Hat, but that would just be silly, in a Boy George-sort of way.
But then again, as I’ll be on my lonesome, who’ll care? Maybe I’ll wear it anyway.
Stranger
Well, I’ll be sitting at home, drinking bourbon, dreaming of men in kilts. 
Well, I’m wearing these shoes in hot pink but they’re my usual Monday shoes so I guess that doesn’t count. And tonight? I’m gonna go teach a bunch of people with no English ability whatsoever how to say “chair” and “table” and might even move on to the concept of “not” if I’m feeling ambitious. So romantic… 
Okay, are you all ready for this…A white T-shirt, Dark blue basketball shorts, a knee wrap, an ankle brace, and ankle sength socks. I haven’t shaved for a couple of days and I have been taking some medication for pain…
oops…thats ankle length socks…
Got my red kinda off the shoulder, kinda clingy sweater on with my drawstring khaki’s, black boots, black jacket and my fake diamond heart shaped necklace (probably the same one kalhoun has).
Awww yeah, I’m a sexy bitch.
I totally almost bought one of those from these guys. But then I found something I like a bit better from a Scottish Ebay online store. I loved wearing it the one time. Need a reason to wear it again though.
Well, it’s not a real kilt–I mean, it has a Velcro waistband for Og’s sake (though what comprises an actual kilt and whether, historically, there actually is such a thing as a kilt is another discussion entirely)–but it’ll fool the rubes and it is very convenient for changing into/out of swimming trunks or other exercise gear in the open, and keep things aired out so that the wearer doesn’t suffer from Couteau’s Complaint, which is why I originally bought them. Also, it’s very nice to throw on after you’ve made camp after hiking for 14 hours. I just wish they’d make it in wool or some kind of dense waterproof fleece instead of water-wicking cotton/polyester blend.
Stranger
looks at self
My usual dark clothes, leather jacket, and boots.
Carry on.
I’m wearing a pink, ribbed sweater and a pair of black slacks. I forgot to wear my heart-shaped earrings; oops.
An aside: Many of the kids (I’m currently teaching 7th grade (the building houses grades 7 & 8) did come in wearing red/pink/hearts/all of the above - even many of the young men. I don’t recall it being such a big holiday when I was their age 13 years ago…
Reebok sneakers (white with blue stripings). Dirty
White athletic socks. Clean
Levi 501s. Half-clean, half-dirty.
Black belt.
Grey boxer-briefs.
American Duct Tape Council t-shirt (dark grey w/orange logo).
Orange fuzzy pullover w/blue seams.
Blue Club 33 baseball hat w/white logo.
I’m wearing charcoal grey sweatpants and a sky blue polo shirt as I have no one to impress.
I’m wearing a black Hot Topic button up shirt, black pants, black ankle socks, and black shoes. Also a black leather jacket and black gloves.
Why yes. Yes I am single. How did you guess?
<Posted on February 15 because I was without a computer yesterday>
Nothing - we’re at a nudist resort.