This is a fascinating discussion, everyone!
But a page and a half and no one’s mentioned West Side Story yet? Shameful!
I see I’ll have to make up for it, which is easy since the whole musical is crammed with unforgettable moments:
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Leonard Bernstein’s spectacular overture and the opening gang scrimmage, which transitions to “The Jets’ Song.” How can you not get shivvers of delight at such music?
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The square, bland little community dance that goes awry, particularly the Jets/Sharks Mambo dance war with Anita and Bernardo squaring off against Riff and, uh, his somewhat bland girlfriend. All this segueing to the lovely moment when Maria and Tony first meet.
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The Quintet reprise of “Tonight,” as the varied voices of Anita, Tony, Maria, Riff & the Jets, and Bernardo & the Sharks all blend together in thrilling anticipation of an eventful evening … of one kind or another. Cripes, Bernstein was a freakin’ genius.
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The song everyone loves to snap to, “Cool.” Although I prefer the movie’s placement of the song to the stage musical’s. In the film, “Cool” is switched with “Officer Krupke” so that it takes place in the taut, angry and shocked aftermath of the rumble. (When seeing the stage version, I never quite buy “Officer Krupke” taking place after all hell’s broken loose and the Jets have lost their friend and leader. I love the song, it’s hilarious, but it just doesn’t fit there for me.)
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Speaking of which, I’ve gotta give props to Stephen Sondheim’s snarky, hilarious lyrics for “Krupke” (as well as “America”). They’re his personal high points in WSS. The rest of his work for the show feels like, dare I say it, standard generic musical fare. (“Today, the world was just an address, a place for me to live in, no better than ‘all right’” indeed! I know he was running out of rhymes for “Tonight,” but c’mon! Quite a far cry from his later brilliance at finding clever and unexpected rhymes.) 
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When Maria learns of her brother Bernardo’s death. She goes from devout fearful prayer (‘Please make it not be true…’) to fury directed at the man she loves (‘Murderer!’) to despair as she collapses in Tony’s arms. Leading to …
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“Somewhere.” Simply the most poignant, beautiful song I’ve ever heard.
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The intense scene where Anita, mourning her boyfriend’s loss, figures out that Maria’s slept with his killer. Everything from her enraged “A Boy Like That,” to Maria’s gorgeous “I Have a Love…” counterpoint, and then their rapprochement when Officer Krupke arrives to interrogate Maria regarding the murder. Gotta admire Maria’s quick thinking in asking Anita to go to the drugstore for aspirin (she’s tacitly asking Anita to go warn Tony that she’ll be late for their meeting) and her cajones, considering Anita’s hatred for Tony!
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When the Jets taunt Anita and assault her, all accompanied by a chaotic, mocking version of “America.”
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And, of course, Maria’s final goodbye to Tony: “Te adoro, Anton…” Which is the cue for the exquisite finale, the instrumental conclusion of “Somewhere.” Oh, those heartbreaking, hopeful chords contrasting with the dark, foreboding single repeated low note … ! If there’s a dry eye in the house at this point, something is seriously fucked up in the production.
Believe it or not, I have seen other musicals too.
Fave moments include:
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[li]Lady Thiang trying to convince Anna that the King is indeed “Something Wonderful” (tied with “Somewhere” as my ultimate favorite musical number – although Oscar Hammerstein II’s lyrics for “Something Wonderful” out-do Sondheim’s for “Somewhere.” [/li][li]Also from The King and I, the March of the Siamese Children. Man, Richard Rodgers was incredible. I’ll never cease to be amazed by the man’s skill and range, from the sophisticated, arch romanticism of his partnership with Lorenzo Hart to the emotional, thematic lushness of his Hammerstein years.[/li][li]The moment that changed musicals, the beginning of Oklahoma! – not with a huge overture or rousing choral number, but with Curly’s simple ode to cows, corn and meadows, “Oh, What a Beautiful Mornin’!” I also love the dark humor (unusual for Hammerstein) of “Pore Jud is Daid.” For a non-musical scene, there’s the tense auction scene as Curly and Jud compete for Laurey’s basket of goodies. So to speak.[/li][li]To make up for my earlier Sondheim-dissing, I must echo those citing Sweeney’s “Epiphany,” both for the music/lyrics and the powerful performers who play Sweeney (either Len Cariou or George Hearn will do!). And the hilarity of “A Little Priest.” And the creepiness of Judge Turpin’s self-flagellating masturbatory “Johanna.” And Toby’s anguished “Nothing’s Gonna Harm You.” And the chilling beauty of the different version of “Johanna” set against Todd’s calm dispatching of his ‘clients’. And OH the agonizing irony of the scene when we realize that the Barker family has at long last been reunited – and none of them knows it! As Sondheim wrote, “God, That’s Good!”[/li][li]“You’ve Got to Be Carefully Taught” from the otherwise ‘meh’ (for me) South Pacific. SP just isn’t one of my fave R&H musicals, but the anti-bigotry message of this sarcastic, bitter, self-aware song coming from Lt. Cable is a powerful one. (“You’ve got to be taught – before it’s too late, before you are six or seven or eight! – to hate all the people your relatives hate. You’ve got to be carefully taught…”) [/li][li]To save space, I’ll just cite all of Jesus Christ Superstar, but particularly the Overture, “This Jesus Must Die,” the rollicking “Herod’s Song” and Judas’s frenzied “Damned for All Time.”[/li][li]As long as I’m praising Andrew Lloyd Webber/Tim Rice, how’s about “A New Argentina,” the Act I finale of Evita? The musical chair game of “Art of the Possible” is a frighteningly accurate look at political machinations that sounds like the current Bush & Blair administration playbook: (“One always claims mistakes were planned; when risk is slight, one takes one’s stand … with much sleight of hand; Politics – the art of the possible!”)[/li][li]In 1776, one of many great moments is South Carolinian congressman Edward Rutledge’s acidic declaration of the anti-slavery northerners’ apparent hypocrisy in the song “Molasses, to Rum, to Slaves.” And John Adams’ remark to his colleagues: “I have come to the conclusion that one useless man is called a disgrace; that two are called a law firm; and that three or more become a congress.” Also, just about every line out of Benjamin Franklin’s mouth.[/li][li]Damn Yankees: The Devil (aka Mr. Applegate) sitting back and fondly remembering how “Those Were the Good Ol’ Days!” (“I’d sit on my rocking chair, [/li]so peacefully rocking there, counting my blessings by the score. The rack was in fashion, the plagues were my passion … each day held a new joy in store!”) Also "Whatever Lola Wants…,"Lola’s attempt to seduce Joe. I love how she alternates her seduction style back and forth from cutesy coy to brazen vamp. I was lucky enough to see Gwen Verdon and Ray Walston in a revival. Even though they were both kinda long in the tooth, they were magical.
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Sorry for rambling … oy I need to shut up. I’m a pushover for musicals! 