Lifetime and any Housewives show
Oh, this is evil.
It would certainly feel eternal…
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Well played, running_coach!
One of those channels that are notionally documentary, but all of the shows are so very light on content, they just talk about three very dull and uninteresting facts, in this sort of order:
Introduce Fact 1
Talk about how it is the first of several facts.
Get an ‘expert’ to talk about Fact 1
Repeat Fact 1, slowly, as if the pace of speaking means something.
Talk about what the expert said about Fact 1, with a shitty CG animation
Wildly speculate on what Fact 1 doesn’t disprove, so could probably be true
Tease Fact 2
Reiterate Fact 1, (play that animation again)
Introduce Fact 2
Point out that these are now 2 facts. Reiterate them
Get a new ‘expert’ to talk about Fact 2
Get the first expert to talk about Fact 2, contradicting what they said about Fact 1
Reiterate the two facts
and so on 30 to 45 minutes of programming, based on almost zero actual content.
A channel that appears to be full of home improvement/renovation shows, but none of them really do anything except cover every available surface in shiplap.
Okay, maybe there’s one show focused on putting giant cursive Family and Eat, Pray, Love and Kitchen decals on the shiplap.
Laughed SO hard at it !!!
All Mythbusters, but they’ve removed anything blowing up, which might give a respite from the endless repetition.
Hellivision, then :evil:
How about a loop of shriners pledge drive, then the spca pledge drive, then the elephant pledge drive, then they throw in a Peter Popoff holy water ad in between all the pledge drives every now and then.
And the worst part is that because it’s hell, you already give to all those places and your holy water has no affect on ole satan.
I’ll take oblivion please.
Locked in a room with all the the shows that “reveal the truth about…”. You know, the CT’s. And the room is full of “true believers”.
“The Nazi secret base in Antarctica.”
“The TROOTH about black helicopters, dead cows, and the UN.”
“Alien abductions - see samples of material that (someone says) were not made on earth.”
And the commercials would be continual loops for
Air fryers
Car repair insurance
Joe Namath/Jimmy Walker/others flogging medicare advantage plans.
Reverse mortgages.
Collectable plates (Come to think of it - collectable anything!)
Pyramid selling schemes. (Haven’t seen any yet - but any day now…)