OK Dopers, what pets do you have, and what are their names? (please leave comments to a minimum, as this may get to be a long list 
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My dog is named Goliath. But I usually call him Goalie or Little Buddy.
English springer spaniels: Miss Phyllis Potter (“Phyllis”), Miss Dorothy Michaels (“Dottie”)
German shepherd/lab mix: Scout
Cats: Grimm (“Grimmy”), Wolfman (“Wolfie”), and Tommy Boy
Cockatiel: Oliver
We have cats.
Kit kat, Snickers, Reese, Honey ( as in Bit’o’ honey) and three unnamed new kittens.
1 tubby kitty, named Mr. Bean, 8 years old. He’s very lovey and sweet. 
3 cats…they all have Indian names
Limbu, pronounced Lim-BOO (lemon)
Gundu, pronounced Goon-DOO (little rascal)
Mishu, pronounced Me-SHOO (It was originally Mishi which means whiskers but my parents like calling out “oo, oo, oo” when they’re yelling for them)
Our cat that passed away was Babu which means “Baby Boy” and that name is now sacrosanct in our household because he was a cat beyond compare. No other cat will ever be named Babu!
An orange Tabby named Tigger (Tig-Tig for short)
A new Jack Russell Terrier puppy named Jake (named for my fiance’s late cousin)
Two calico cats, sisters from the same litter: Lillian and Dorothy.
peke-a-poo named Haplo
chocolate lab named Willie (short for Willie Wonka)
5 mice - Mickey, Minnie, Katie, Peanut, and Timmy
Lop-eared rabbit: William Sencha. (the “Sencha” bit is because he always tries to drink my tea.)
Whiskey: DSH generic housecat, age ???, called Whiskey or Whisk for short
Joe: border collie/lab mix, 7 yrs, called Joe, Joey, Jody
Katie: Basset Hound, 6 yrs, called Katie, Katie-O
Northern Cosmos: reg AQHA, palamino quarter horse, 2 yrs, called Cosmo or Cos
A short-haired domestic goddess named ‘Viralata’, or just ‘Vira’ (with a short ‘i’). We got her when I was in Portuguese language training. The name is Brazilian slang for a street person, literally translated as a ‘turner of cans’, i.e., a dumpster diver.
Spazmodeus (Spaz for short): American shorthair, grey, with white paws, bib, and some white around his nose. Subtle striping hints at tabby heritage, but his build and frequent distinctive vocalizations also raises suspicion of Siamese blood as well.
I often just call him “kitty”, “cat”, or “little shit”, depending on my mood or the situation. “Spaz!” makes him run up for his kitty treats.
My wife wishes I’d change his name, since it is both “immature”, and “Satanic”. Sorry, hon, but I knew the cat years before I knew you, and Spazmodeus he shall always be to me.
Cats: Ugly (I didn’t name her!), Ichabod, Irving, Orson, Halley, Dickens, Isaac, Albert, and Cosmo
Gerbils: RJ, Zane, and Louis
Fish: Unnamed aside from my bettas, and my betta just died.
Coco Le Poof: Small chocolate Burmese.
Tai Pan: Enormouse male Siamese. Now called Mr. Winky since the removal of his left eye due to glaucoma.
Big Fat Pookie: Generic tabby. Recently deceased.
Biscotti, a seventeen month old, long, black, soft, curly, Bichon Frise/Scottish Terrier mix. Also answers to Bis and Bisnaughty.
Two Cockatiels (what else? 
) and two white standard poodles.
Clark: Normal grey cockatiel
Simon: Lutino cockatiel (yellow)
Spencer: Older poodle
Luca: Younger poodle
My brother named his gerbil Ralph S. Mouse II, but I took to calling him Kibs and the name stuck.
I have an orange tabby named Sebastian back home. I call him 'bastian for short or just buddy. I miss him.
Maya: approximately 11 month old border collie/lab mix, usually called Poo or Poo-Poo or MeeyaMayaMoo-aPooPoo. Yeah, I’m weird.
Stacy: 12 year old DSH tabby with white face, bib, paws, belly; often called Fattimus Cattimus or “cranky old bitch.”
Zoe: ~7 year old DSH calico; usually just Zoe or Zoe-Zo (short O on the last one)
Two fish, Rasputin and Isabelle
One cockatiel, Baby
One parakeet, Palila