Ralph=Tabby Cat
Stinky butt
Smelly cat
Ralphey-kins
Snickerdoodles
Pookie
5 turtles
Jack and Cosmo- red eared sliders
Doc and Alice- African sidenecks
Roy- a North Carolina Box turtle.
Jack, despite the name, is female. And huge. Named by my late wife because “all turtles are named Jack”. She and Cosmo are the sliders. I named Cosmo. I got him when he was very young and his shell was a very beautiful and elegant green. He looked very cosmopolitan to me hence the name. His shell turned brown as he got older. So it goes.
Doc was named for “Dr. Livingston, I presume?” since both he and Alice are African sidenecks. Alice was named for a little girl at the pet store. The girl’s name was Alicia but my wife thought Alice a better turtle-type name.
Roy- The box turtle. We got him the same week Roy Rogers died. My wife was convinced that he was Roy Rogers reincarnated despite the fact that the turtle was near adult in size when purchased. Roy’s species had red eyes, so I call him Ol’ Red Eyes (as in old red eyes is back) more often than I call him Roy.
Recently deceased- Atlas, a Mississiippi false map turtle. The map part comes from marks that look like they could be from a road map or atlas on their plastrons. I miss him a lot considering a turtle’s idea of a good social activity is to hide until I leave. He had congenital deformities on 1 “hand” and the opposite foot. I know this is pathetic but I hope that, if there is a heaven, my wife and Atlas are together there.
Two Maine Coon mixes – one named **Daniel ** (after an RP character of a friend’s that I was playing with – they were both fraidycats cough to start with) and one named **Juliet ** because that was what was on the Humane Society paperwork that the tech accidentally switched the right one with.
I should probably think about renaming her to Latte because of the color of her fur splots, but it’s been a year now, and inertia is a Force To Be Reckoned With.
One hedgehog named Mr. Crankypants/Mr. Cranky/Mr. Bitch. Cause of a ‘massive’ bite taken out of my finger when I first acquired him. If he’d been a dog, I probably would’ve needed to hit the ER. As it was, I only needed Neosporin and a band-aid.
5 cats:
Rocket J Squirell ( aka Rocky)
The Mighty Ajax (aka Ajax or The Brick)
Milo (aka Polar Bear)
Mrs. Peel (aka The Gray Butt)
Nijel the Destroyer (aka The Brat or The Homewrecker)
Cats gone on before me are too numerous to name them all, but include Rupert of Hentzau, Jabez, Beezelbub, Bodi, and The Amazing Un-Dead Bob.
Dog:Maggie
Cat: Lucrezia D. Hellcat
Female Feline: Velcro (my 13 year old kitten)
Female Feline: Beauty (5 year old cat)
Hermit Crab: Kansas (My Daughter’s)
Two kitties:
Boris: black with some white long-hair male (the Borinator, Sir Fluffybutt)
Natasha: black medium-hair female (princess)
Named because they look out the window and plot evil against moose and squirrel*
*although they haven’t actually ever seen a moose, and I suspect they would be terrified; however, they definitely plot against squirrel
Jules and Vincent, of Pulp Fiction fame. 
Smokey. altho I sometime call her by her most prominent personality feature: “Brush-Ho”
Booster, Boo Boo, Boo Dog: Black Tri Aussie Shepard.
Mira, Mi Mi, Devil Dog: Black tri Jack Russell
Both named after characters from the Buzz Lightyear Cartoon.