I want a “Socket Fan”
Not sure where I’d put it. But it seems like they’d be great.
Oh yeah. I guess technically my mom bought it, But we had a Chia Pet when I was a kid. As I recall, some of the chia plants grew, but nowhere near as evenly as what they show in the ads. Our Chia Pet had many bald spots.
I believe the technical term is “Chia mange”. 
It also inspired Dan Akroyd’s famous Bass-o-Matic skit on Saturday Night Live.
Veg-o-matics actually worked. PITA to clean. (I bought one at a flea market once)
There’s many configurations available on Amazon.
I didn’t buy it, but one day while walking to work I noticed a strange grey pipe bent into a pretzel laying in the gutter. I can’t imagine why I recognized it, having never seen one in the flesh, only on TV.
A Thigh Master. I still have it.