What books and reading materials are in your bathroom right now?

I’ve got

The Interactive Reader on the bottom of the pile, a stupid freshman english text which we paid for and only used twice,
the January issue of Popular Science (Journey to the 10th dimension),
“Introduction to Francis Schaeffer”,
Deutsch Heute–a German text (ironically outdated)
Some kind of Home Depot catalog,
the April issue of Pop Sci (Moon Base!)
and Exploring Psychology, an infinitely useful text a dear friend gave me.

I’ve got a year’s worth of old Reader’s Digests - from the late 90s - and an Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader composite of editions 4-6. The Digests are about to be tossed into recycling. The reader will be packed.

Well since you asked… a list of very wierd stuff

-Penthouse (multiple issies) :o
-Scientifc American (multiple issies)
-A old government book The Effects of Nuclear Weapons by the Department of Defense or so in ca. 1950 :frowning:
-Time (multipe issues) :rolleyes:
-The Art of War
-National Geographic (newest one with the tornado chaser story)
-Stephen King The Gunslinger
there are a few other random mags in there too, I just don’t remember what exactly as I am at work :smiley:

Dilbert. Fugitive from the Cubicle Police. It’s been in there for years and I still read it everytime I, um, have the time.

Panama City Beach vacation guide.

Midori Snyder - The Innamorati
The Frank Zappa comm issue of Mojo
a few Punk Planet, Utne Reader, Bitch, and Mental Floss issues
a bunch of other books I can’t recall

No reading materials at all …

Am I sick, do I need help?

Because I don’t have any reading material in my bathroom (unless you count various shampoo bottles and the plastic wrapper from the last batch of t.p. that I haven’t thrown out yet) I’m reminded of the Seinfeld episode where George tries to return an expensive coffee table book and the clerk wouldn’t take it back because it had been in the bathroom. He couldn’t even get a thrift store to take it. Their reasons are my reasons that the twain shouldn’t meet.

The Vatican Collections: The Papacy and Art
Chic Simple: Women’s Face
John Altringham, Bats: Biology and Behavior
Douglas Hofstadter, Goedel, Escher, Bach
Bob Morris, Iron Nekkid and You’ll Always Get Burned *
Bill Watterson, The Essential Calvin & Hobbes
Richard Feynman, "Surely You’re Joking, Mr. Feynman!"
Robert Mash, How to Keep Dinosaurs
Lynn Spitzer, Physical Processes in the Interstellar Medium **
Adam Yates, Guide to Wild Dinosaurs
Deborah Chase, Terms of Adornment: The Ultimate Guide to Accessories
Tsai Chih Chung, Zhuangzi Speaks: The Music of Nature ***
Paul Johnsgard, North American Owls :smiley:
In Style: Secrets of Style

The Space Shuttle Operator’s Manual
NPR, Wait, Wait…Don’t Tell Me!"

Tom Stoppard, Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead

Gustav Holst, The Planets - full score
Johannes Brahms, Ein deutsches Requiem - full score
Carl Orff, Carmina Burana - piano/vocal score
Various Broadway, jazz, and art songs - lyrics only
Complete Star Trek Theme Music - piano solo ****

Glamour, April 2004

  • (great book, but out-of-print)
    ** (wondered where that went off to!)
    *** (great cartoons!)
    **** (no idea why this is there - I do not have a piano in the bathroom)

Holly sheeeeet. I need to code better. *****
***** (dagnabbit, I don’t know what the ****** happened!)

Ooh, this is kind of embarrassing…

Local Newspaper
Crain’s Chicago Business
Realtor Magazine
'nuther local paper
International Musician AFM Journal
Professional Builder
Luxury Home Builder
Shape
Jane
Bust
Bitch
Home Recording for Musicians for dummies
The Vanishers by Donald Hamilton

We just cleaned out the reading material drawer, too. And it’s not all mine.

Uncle John’s #13

A golfing catalogue that, somehow, my wife got in the mail. I figure I’ll save that for when I’m constipated. “:eek:$600 for a driver?!:eek:” splash

I put my old ‘New Scientist’ magazines in my bathrooms.

Ironically, I have several “Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader” books, but I read those in bed. And no, I don’t shit in the bed!

“A Prayer for Owen Meany” ~ John Irving
“Night Watch” ~ Terry Pratchett
“Imperial America” ~ John Newhouse

A mixture of reading depending on…well…ummm…you know :rolleyes:

Well, I have a Sears and Roebuck catalog, but it’s not for reading.

Various Science Fiction novels, Currently “A Crown Disowned” by Andre Norton in the biq bathroom and “Legacy” by Modeset in the other bathroom. As I finish them, new ones will appear.

Lady Chatterly’s Lover. Last week it was Updike’s The Centaur.

All most satisfying after the first movement, I’m sure.
I don’t have anything in there to read, but I have other things on my mind at the time anyway.

I have a permanent book in there: Fraser’s The golden bough. I’m on chapter XLIII, there’s plenty to go. DangerDad’s material changes.

If I’m really fascinated with what I’m reading, I might carry it to the bathroom with me, but I hope I never, EVER, take so long in the bathroom that I need to stock reading material.

(40 and “going” strong)