Voting is done by making a little “X” BESIDE the name of the candidate you want. No one has to get pregnant. No one has to invade Chad.
I drove to Boston a couple weeks ago. While getting gas near Kennebunkport, I checked the pressure in my tires using a little gage I bought at Canadian Tire. The attendant told me he had never seen anyone check their tire pressure before. But here, we do it once a month or so.
That aerosol cheese is gross. So are Circus Peanuts.
That there is NO building in Toronto named the “CNN Tower”
That there has never been a Canadian Prime Minister with the name “Jean Poutine”
That it is not necessarily a better deal to buy twelve pounds of salted Jalapeno pork rinds for eighteen dollars than no salted pork rinds at no cost
That Alex Trebek is a bit of a thickie if you see him on games shows other than Jeopardy
That Family Feud is funded by people promoting their views on eugenics.
That Cleveland still sucks, and is pretty flat despite the fact all its neighbourhoods are called ‘Something Heights’.
That guns and people both kill people if used properly.
That the guy on Scooby Doo who dresses up like a zombie to scare people away so he could clear the gold out of the abandoned mine could have just done so quietly and would have gotten away with it if he hadn’t dressed up like a zombie in the first place
That “Zed” is both a character in Pulp Fiction and the alphabet.
That it is possible to enjoy an entertainer and not be particularly interested in their views on world geopolitics.
That vinegar tastes good on French fries.
That the soft, fluffy things go on the end of your feet before the hard, crunchy things.