What car just says "car"?

People in the Soviet Union in ~1985 wouldn’t appreciate this thread.

Car = Lada, of course.

I know it’s supposed to be sporty, but the new Pontiac GTO is about as generic looking as a Maytag washer.

My dull, beige 1998 Mazda Protege is pretty generic. Hey, it’s reliable and gets good mileage!

I second this nomination.

Followed closely by Plymouth’s Fury or Valiant.

Dodge Aries/K cars–YUCK.

“Car” is probabl most said by Ka.

Ford Tempos/Mercury Topazes
Ford Focus sedans & Aspires
Nissan Sentras before 1996
Any Dodge passenger sedan – save the Intrepid – from the 90s or before.
Any Geo Metro or Prisms
Chevy Celebritys & Corsicas
Chevy Cavaliers/Pontiac Sunbirds/Buick Skyhawks/Cadillac Stupidwastesoftime from the 80s
Buick Skylarks from the late 70s until their discontinuation
Oldsmobile Cutlass Cieras

For a while in college I drove an 88 Sentra. My roomate dubbed it “car” because it was just so damn plain.