Quartz, why would you bother teaching that? Forks aren’t the easiest thing to make- I’d rather go with chopsticks.
Chopsticks are one of the two things I could teach well: using chopsticks and how to crochet. I guess I could do some math, or the three-field system and other parts of crop rotation, particularly the importance of legumes, and if the town didn’t have horse collars yet, that too.
Do I get undergarments and socks with my jeans, t-shirts, and shoes? I could probably do something with the underwire of my bra.