And if he had stated that in his original posting, the question would never have been asked.
Hmmm. Are you familiar with Marion Barry, by chance?
Some mystery person drugged our guy, set him in a car outside the establishment with the note, mask, and toy gun?
No, that’s probably not a winner.
I can’t resist hijacking my own thread to point out that all sorts of strange things can happen when you pass out. (Warning: may not be work safe!)