I’m pretty sure than Colin Powell never said that. It’s a more likely explanation than Youtube deleting one line from his Meet the Press appearance. It’s like how that blog says bjh.com, even though that’s not his url. Crazy people sure do enjoy the internet, I tell ya.
The mutant alligators living in the sewers in New York, having attained almost-human sentience (and converted to Islam), will break forth from their hidden stronghold under Luigi’s on 147th Street and seize control of local government. The coup will go unnoticed for several hours, until the alligator who takes over Mayor Bloomberg’s position eats an intern. In a later interview, Mayor Bloomberg’s personal assistant will claim, “We didn’t notice any difference until we heard the screams.”
Military personnel dispatched to clear out the alligators will thwarted at city limits by armed civilians who prefer the new regime.