Things Nobody Tells You:
I lived in at least half a dozen apartments before I bought my house (and I’ll get to that in a minute). Every time I moved into an apartment, I’d open the broiler part of the stove and behold, the previous tenants had left behind their roasting pan. Dumbasses. So, upon moving out, I’d grab the thing and take it with me, along with anything else the previous tenants had left that I wanted. Flash forward to last summer when I bought my house, and knowing I now have a collection of roasting pans (supreme irony: I’m a vegetarian who lives alone so I have exacty ZERO use for a large-ass roasting pan.), I finally asked the landlady: “Do stove manufacturers give you a roasting pan with the stove?” Apparently, after ten years or so, the light bulb went off and I thought to ask. “Yeah,” she said, “They put it in the broiler.”
OOooooops. :smack:
So I left that one there. On to my list of stuff the previous homeowners left me:
• A really ugly, smallish cedar tree which my neighbors and I promptly lopped down.
• A really great hidey-hole location that only I know about (well, me and the previous owners, who showed me where it was.)
• A beautiful collection of stained and etched glass windows, both installed and stashed in strange locations.
• Many, many, many matchbox cars and trucks – usually I find 'em buried in the backyard in the flower beds.
• A really cool antique cast iron fireplace cover. I’ve seen ‘em on ebay for loads of money.
• A skittish yellow cat who does not match any of my other pets, but thankfully, lives under my house, terrorizing all the other neighborhood street cats. (I do not feed her; I believe my retired neighbors do.) She doesn’t care how much my dogs bark at her; she was there first!
• Two beautiful Butia or Pindo Palm trees.
• A concrete pagoda in the front yard (too heavy to move).
• A clean slate, in terms of the yard. It was all dirt and leaves and is slowly becoming Butterfly Garden.
• Someone practiced their As on the ceiling of what was the kids’ room. In pen, pencil and crayon.
• Really ugly pink and blue flowery curtains, which I promptly ripped down and used for paint or staining rags.
• Every can of paint ever used in the house… so I could touch up.
Nothing really cool, like some of the treasure y’all have found.