I’ve been teaching a class of paralegal students lately. My students are in their late teens and early twenties. Not too far out of high school, in other words.
We always have a coffee break during class, and when I returned from such a break recently, the students were talking about something involving names and cats. As I often join in with their break-time conversations, I waited for a suitable break, and then said,
The naming of cats is a difficult matter,
It isn’t just one of your holiday games;
You may think at first I’m as mad as a hatter
When I tell you, a cat must have three different names.
I was greeted with blank stares and silence. “You’ve never heard that before?” I asked. A forest of headshakes greeted my question.
“T.S. Eliot? Old Possum’s Book of Impractical Cats? The book on which the musical “Cats” was based?”
More headshakes. I tried again, with a few familiar quotations from literature: Kipling, Donne, Dickens, Wordsworth. No recognition.
“Okay, so what did you guys study in high school English?”
The only answer that came was “Shakespeare.” But I knew there had to be more; they just won’t admit it. I’ve already proven myself to be ancient by the fact that I have no idea of the music they talk about on breaks, which is why they may not want to mention their high school English-class experiences.
Of course, this is not an English class, and I made it clear to the students that we’re just having a friendly break-time conversation that will not affect their marks. But I also said that I was surprised that they had never heard of Eliot, Donne, and Kipling.
So, I’m turning to the Dope. My question to high school English teachers and parents of high schoolers: what do your kids study in high school English nowadays?