Tashabot and I were having a discussion and we happened upon a realization: there is no good name for a male camel toe. Ya know, when the good are all shoved up and sticking out due to whatever reason.
So Dopers, what do we call a male ‘camel toe’?
I’d say “fruit basket” but it is, of course, already in use.
MST3K uses ‘male camel toe’ and ‘buffalo shot’.
“Bufallo shot?” I’d love to know how they came up with that.
~Tasha
I googled it but only learned that there’s a dead bison near Gardiner.
I second “fruit basket”. I don’t knwo what use it currently has, but what’s wrong with double duty?
It’s when you tuck all your junk between your legs and view it from behind.
Apparently, it was a big fad a few years ago, and they called it “VPL” (Visible Penis Line).
I have called it a Tron .
Scroll down, you’ll see why.
And a cite: [Urban Dictionary]Urban Dictionary: visible penis line
There’s also apparently a big gay porn site called that. Google it.
I thought it was obviously a camel hump.
What, “boner” not good enough for you people??
Mooseknuckle around these parts.
Moose knuckle.
I sorta love Mooseknuckle.
Just sayin’.
Nooooo. That’s the gender-bender…or the mangina.
I’ve also heard the term “moose knuckle”. You know, Diosa, you should have gone to me first for the info.
Oh yeah, if in a thong, it could be a banana-hammock.
In grade school, the frontal wedgie was called a “pedgie”.
That guy was a hottie . I have a wife , but if I didn’t , WOO HOO !