To sum up Mr. Ægean’s position:
“You’re all childish.”
“The contents of a thread have no bearing on what should or shouldn’t be posted to it.”
“Emotions have no place on an online message board.”
“I can do whatever I want, because this is how I am.”
Mr. Ægean, I apologize in advance if I’m greatly mistaken, but after having checked and rechecked your posts here, this is the image you’re projecting. Care to elaborate on any of the above matters?
Ummm, I’m still confused…it must be a general lack of caffeine…what exactly is Ægean’s point (or lack thereof)?
Be damned if this ain’t the most rambling concotion of vaguaries (sp?) I’ve ever seen.
I can’t find a point either, Myrr. I am curious to find out who this fuckbucket really is, though.
Somehow all this rebellion and namecalling (to moderators, even) seems slightly odd for a two week old newbie :rolleyes:
Coldfire don’t go there, he’ll give you a spanking 
I really should start checking out the boards in the evening more.
AIAE,
Who is trying to change you? I dont seem to see people joining in chanting “One of us, One of us”.
There is a large diversity of people on the board. We have a representative of almost every viewpoint on any subject you could think of. We even have jerks.
you say we are childish, but have still to prove it.
Finally regarding Alphagene’s post, Get a dictionary and look up “Sarcastic”
There’s a chill in the air…the leaves are starting to turn…Adriatic Ionian Ægean is posting…yes, ladies and gentlemen, it’s twit season once again.
Just out of curiosity, which “comment on [you]” are you objecting to? Zenster’s classifying of you as a “jerk” and a “submoron?” Or my lumping you in with “people–I use that term loosely, you understand?” Do you feel these are unfair characterizations, somehow? If you like, I can just refer to you as “shithead” and be done with it–I aim to please, y’know.
Incidentally, I’m not a troll-hunter–I’m merely an asshole-basher. If you don’t like being bashed, then refrain from being an asshole where I can see it.
Another comment I made in that thread seems to sum you up, Ægean:
But if you keep trying, maybe you can at least be an entertaining little shithead.
I especially like EIEIO’s practice of post count padding.
Someone’s got a new identity, and it too is stupid.
Apology accepted.
None of those statements is true.
I never said one of those things.
None of them is my position.
You are lying when you say that.
There is no truth in you post.
Anthing more I can “elaborate on” for you?
Oh, wait! Are you one of the troll vigilates?
Then I do think you’re acting childishly. But you’re still wrong that I think everyone is childish. Only the children are childish.
Here’s a fine example of logic.
I’m not going to ask who Tollboth Willie is, if that’s the reaction you wanted.
A “fuck yourself” and a putz doll to show how un-childish you can be?
Hard to believe, but there it is.
If you think that’s maturity, you’re younger than I thought.
Keep it up and you’ll soon convince everyone of something, I’m sure.
Another would-be-non-child heard from.
(Such names! Spelt like a boy-band rapper, too. There’s maturity on display)
You’re saying I should be like the silent-whoever everyone loves so much? I’m sure he’ll be glad to hear you speak of him that way, but as I said before:
Back full circle, aren’t we?
I take the strong position that opinions on everyone are mixed, take a position for diversity and acceptance of differences, and “SPOOFE Bo Diddly” claims the opposite.
Sorry “SPOOFE Bo Diddly” (a name with maturity if there ever was one).
I’m just not buying what you’re peddling. Move your pushcart along. There a sucker for every hawker, but it’s time to realize it’s just not going to be me.
Eh, Triple-A, you postspanker. Why don’t you reply in ONE post for a change? Makes for better reading.
At least, in theory.
:wally
Goddammit. I’m having a very difficult time restraining myself from posting something extremely “childish” here. In fact, I written several posts and deleted them prior to hitting that submit button. Arrghhhh
Okay, Sparky, let me help you out here, since you’re obviously not getting the picture.
Firstly, brat, I never once said that I was attempting to show how 'un-childish" I can be. I save that for people from whom I would not unplug the life-support systems.
Secondly, I could not care less whether you draw enough breath to speak the words “Tollbooth Wille”, let alone to attempt to function at a higher level than the average coprophage.
Let’s explore one of your other “witticisms” in that sentence.
Un-Childish
I ran this through Merriam-Webster Online, and came up with the following:
EIEIO, I have no need to demonstrate maturity to you. The concept would, sadly, be lost in the translation to trollese.
So exactly how is calling everyone who disagrees with you childish supposed to demonstrate your maturity? Isn’t repeating the same insult ad nauseam the very epitome of childishness?
I suppose when you get right down to it, insulting people is somewhat childish. I have however seen Coldfire, UncleBeer, Myster Ecks, SPOOFE, et al. post a wide variety of intelligent and well thought out posts. Could you perhaps provide a link to an example of you doing the same?
A-I-Æ:
Purely for my own curiosity, what do you hope to accomplish?
Do you intend to change the behavior of those you believe immature? If so, I think you may need to reevaluate your tactics.
If, OTOH, you are trying merely to wind people up and make them dance to your tune, as it were, then you are succeeding admirably.
In answer to the title of the OP, I’d say that you’d call a group of troll hunters: The People With The Easiest Job On The Planet.
They don’t actually have to hunt. The trolls come to them.
More’s the pity.
I thought I’d infest this thread with a couple of rats:
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…ahhhh, much better 
Hm. Pretty complicated concept. A condolence thread is where people post their sympathies for someone else’s troubles. It’s sort of a compassion thing. Maybe that is alien to you.
This is an idiotic statement that deserves no further response.
Yeah. It’s a great way to make friends. People always respond warmly to those who make light of their personal tragedies.
Run along home now. The other members of your Felch miss you.
Adriatic Ionian Ægean, I have been here for a few months now. And I have seen some truly ignorant people. I have seen truly intolerant people. I have seen some sorry excuses for Human Beings. But I have never, ever, seen the likes of you.
So, I’m offering you my congratulations. I’m sure the nights you lay awake, masturbating in your own feces, contemplating the mysteries of the Universe, (“How the hell does that TV remote control work?” “How does the automatic doors know when to open?”), you wonder if you will ever be recgonized. Could the world ever truly appreciate your stunning humor? I bet nobody else could tell a “knock-knock” joke like you. Would the citizens know to bow down to your amazing intellect?
But you were confused and frustrated when they weren’t impressed with your stunning vocabulary!
Didn’t they understand that greater men than you racked their brains for words, and often couldn’t come up with anything as grand as “childish”. And then, you pushed the envelope. Prepared to stun the literary world, you created the phrase “childish children”. If that doesn’t amaze them, nothing will! And this con-dol-ence thing. What is it? Not being familiar with the concept, and being the grand trend-setter you are, you decided to create your own definition! After many sleepless nights, you decided the most original thing to do would be to call him a troll! YES!!! Between “childish children” and “troll” we would be FORCED to respect the mental giant that is Adriatic Ionian Ægean.
Well, try this on for size.
You are a disgusting, asinine, fatuous, pathetic excuse for a human being. One of the saddest days in the history of the world was the day your parents got drunk and decided to fuck. The second saddest day was when your mother decided not to get the abortion. Kindly do us all a favor and pull your repulsive, lice infested body away from the computer and into the shower. After you do that, try to find some clothes that are not covered in shit, and drag yourself outside. Once there, don’t be frightened by the giant yellow thing that puts off heat and light. It’s ok. It’s just the sun. You don’t even have to do anything after that. Just sit there. Quietly. Please, do not pollute the world with your special brand if ignorance. It’s enough that you pollute the world with your own aroma. What do you call that? It’s an enticing combination of vomit and shit, your own special fragrance perhaps?
We here at the Straight Dope don’t appreciate cretins of your stature, so please, find another place to patronize. Perhaps a kindergarten class, where you can be on the same level as everyone else. Wait, I think I just insulted 5 year olds everywhere.