I’ve found myself saying things like “after the world ended, we had to…” or “in the before times, we could…”
Today, mom asked me about something and I started off by saying “Back in the before days, X was…” Mom said people usually don’t say someone has died, they say things like “he’s passed on” and stuff so it sounds like I’m in mourning. (I probably am)
Am I being weird (again) or do other folks use the same euphemisms?
At work, I wind up referring to Covid Times as “the Current Circumstances” a lot. I have, from time to time, used “Before the Current Circumstances.” BTCC, I suppose.
Not at work, I use just “Before,” sometimes, or “Before Covid,” or if I’m feeling apocalyptic, “the Before Times,” or “in the Before.”
I use “plague” instead of “pandemic” and add pre-, “before the”, post-, and “after the” as needed. Everyone knows what I mean and so it is not mistaken for the Black Death, and it’s one syllable instead of three.
I feel a little bit absurd saying 'the Before times" or anything like that; it gives me a sort of willies that makes me think about those teenagers in the canyon in “Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome” talking about the “poxy-clypse”.