[QUOTE=Robot Arm]
Don’t mess with a sailor; even one named Emma.
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Now there are words to live by.
[QUOTE=TV time]
Actually, the best way to open one of them is to sharpen a steak (the wood kind) drive it into the ground and then sharpen the end sticking up to use that to peel off the husk.
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You eat wooden steak? You must have a tougher stomach than I do, and I live in Asia.
[QUOTE=Hockey Monkey]
Curses! Shakes fist at blondebear
Um, since my first idea is taken, how about make coconut bras?
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Ah yes, that takes me back to the Cook Islands. 
