OMG - last night, my husband was telling me about a guy that looked like he was wearing a full-body sweater, tho he didn’t mention the hair dryer. I’ll have to asked him about the testicle-drying dance - wonder if he could demonstrate for me too???
What do I say to a naked lady?
“Um, miss, I think you’ve been misinformed…”
Heck, when I went to Cornell in the early 70s, all men’s swimming classes were held in the buff. You could wear a suit if you wanted to, but nobody did so as not to be thought a nerd. I can tell you it is particularly mortifying to half-drown while naked. The instructor, however, wore a suit.
The pool in the men’s gym was open to students when swimming classes weren’t being held. There were co-ed hours, when suits were required, but there were also all-male hours when suits were optional.
At the women’s gym, suits were required all the time. This being a time when liberation was in the air, a bunch of women - including my girlfriend - decided this was unfair, and that they were going to go skinny-dipping in protest. My girlfriend tipped me off, and invited me to watch the fun from the picture window that overlooked the pool. Unfortunately one of the pool staff saw the naked bevy as they were about to leave the locker room and blocked the door. Otherwise it might have been one of the more interesting student protests I witnessed in my college years.
I always go naked in the locker room. Hell, ladies we all have the SAME equipment… maybe in different proportions but its all the same, two tits, saggy belly and abdomen, chunky thighs etc…
As far as the vulva thing goes… what the hell were you doing looking there if it creeps you out so much?
I alway figure if you see something you like tell me… maybe we can work something out;)
Well I’m partial to “Hello gorgeous” but for real fun just stop and stare intently at the middle of her back then say "Hmmmm, that thing there, Have you had a doctor look at that? then run away.
When I first saw this thread, it was followed by So beautiful…. 
Mermaid, along the same lines, I suppose you could toss this off in passing: “Nice tattoo!” - of course, it would have to be said to someone with no body art. Then you hide and watch them contort in front of the mirror trying to figure out what you were talking about.
Or not.
I was at the GYM last night (first time in months) and encountered a naked man in the changing rooms. there’s nothing unusual about that and it doesn’t bother me, but he went into one of the toilets, left the door open and urinated. Now that really got to me!
I don’t know why, but it did.
should it?
My friends and I were out one evening and suddenly had to go to the bathroom; the only place nearby was a Gold’s Gym so we went in and asked them if we could use the bathroom. They said yes, but made us sign a waiver 
in case we got hurt/sodomized/whatever in the locker room. So we go in the locker room and do our business, and as we are washing our hands, a naked man who must have been 90 years old walks by. :eek: It was pretty scary; I’ve never seen something so wrinkly in my life. :eek:
In Jr. High, I had the good fortune of being the class loser. I had just finished putting on my soggy clothes (thanks to the others in my class) when I was grabbed, and shoved into the equipment cage. Then they drug a bank of basket/lockers over and blocked the door.
And left.
By the time I got to my Sr. Year, I could stand being in a locker room again. Of course, by that point I was constantly armed and more than willing to cut up anyone who thought attacking me would be fun, but that’s a whole other story.
Note to self: find open minded female with video camera to lockers…
“So, how are you doin’?”
I don’t know what to say to a naked lady, because the last time I saw one in the flesh was in 1996 (naked party - long story - I’ll provide details if you really want).
However, I’ve been in some awkward naked situations.
I used to work out five days a week at the university gym, back in the day. Sometimes I’d run into gay friends of mine in the showers - people I didn’t want to see naked, really… Anyway, I’d feel awkward. It was like, “well, that’s what I’ve got.” And I knew the checking each other out thing would be more … detailed … than the usual str8 guys checking each other out. So what do I say to said friend? Very uncomfortable.
However, the few times I ran into a str8 friend of mine from my Italian class, it wasn’t awkward at all - just humdrum talk. (And major checking him out on my part.)
Very interesting. Nekkidness with others of the same sex can lead to so many unusual conclusions.
- s.e.
“So THAT’s what it looks like”
[sub]ok, ok, so it’s been awhile…[/sub]
At the gym I used to go to there was a woman that would shower, wander around naked, and then straddle one of the bar stool type seats to blow dry her hair and put on her make up.
A few of us were convinced that the bar stool was gonna slip right in there one day…
OMG that is a frightening visual for anyone, especially a gayboy like me! :eek:
- s.e.
Every stinkin’ day…
The people who run/own my club are native English speakers, but they are not real bright. In the men’s locker room is a sign that says,
“Girls over the age of three should not be brought into the men’s locker room, as it may be embarassing for members.”
Of course, it’s only the male members that would get embarassed.
When I see a naked woman it’s usually…
How much do I owe you.
Can’t believe that one hasn’t been said.
Not nakedness, but when I worked at a theme park, we had a communal changing room. One day I took my shirt off, and immediately, the older woman next to me shrieked, “Oh my gawd, a red brassiere! No, I never saw anything like that! Do your pants match? Where would you get a red brassiere?”
Didn’t bother me, except I wonder in what cave she lived. I got the red set, and sets in purple and a floral pattern at Macy’s, for crynoutloud. And how could she never have heard of Victoria’s Secret?
I’ve got two replies to that question, one of which I said, and one of which was said to me.
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[li]“I’m overdressed,” said not only to a naked lady, but her equally naked husband, on not one, but two occaisions.[/li]
The couple in question are two very close friends who happen to own a hot tub. I was coming up to visit them (I was expected) and happened to catch them on the way to said hot tub. Since then, I have threatened to stop halfway up their heavily wooded driveway, change out of my clothes and greet them at the door, leaving them over dressed. No, Iampunha, you can’t watch yet, but maybe, given time, lad . . .
[li]“You look nice,” said to me by another dear friend of the couple who own the hot tub at their place. [/li]
It was only the second time I’d had the courage to use their hot tub without a suit, and he was aware of how much of a milestone this was for me.
[li]Hi Opal. What are you doing in this hot tub? :)[/li][/ul]
BTW, I happened to see all three people this weekend and mentioned I was planning on telling this story. They’re looking forward to hearing your reactions.
CJ
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