What does bat milk taste like?

No. " Most bats do NOT have rabies. All mammals can contract and carry rabies. Bats are not asymptomatic carriers of rabies, however it is not always easy to see if a bat has rabies or not, especially since most people are not familiar with normal bat behavior. It is very important that you NEVER touch a wild animal, include a bat, with your bare hands. If you find a bat on the ground or out during the daytime, there is a higher chance that it is sick or injured. If you encounter a bat in a building or on the ground, we suggest contacting a local rehabber."

from here https://www.batcon.org/about-bats/faq/

I expect bat milk is easy to make into infant formula.

Because bat milk… is always prepared.

Barely relevant- live bat web cams

I just felt the need to share

ETA

Crap (or is that guano?) all the cams are down at the moment.

It tastes mildly of coconut. Prove me wrong. :grin:

Well, you aren’t going to develop any superpowers without some intervention. Of course, instead of solving crimes and inventing gadgets you’ll probably just screech a lot or have a propensity for being upside down.