"What Does Googlism Think Of You?"

-is the brains of the outfit

  • is in her third year of study
    -is writing up her thesis on research topics in lie algebras
    -is sponsoring an email forum on education issues

All this without even trying!

Algernon, not surprisingly, returns scores of phrases. Many relating to how smart he is. :smiley:

real name, returns only two lines. One which refers to a valid press release about me, but the other says…

I’m magically young and athletic!!! Hooray!!!

I’ve got a couple good ones:

flander is a reporter for the philadelphia daily news

flander is much more sympathetic toward the police than his fellow journalists

flander is the code name for anyone who writes a story so bad that they don’t want their name associated it! :smiley:

flander is as gay as the color pink. :eek:

flander is printed as #582188710
:confused:

I just found out a few things about my husband…
-is causing more problems than when he punched dr piper
Really? That was a very troublesome time!

  • is not the charming young writer he appears to be after he murders a young woman after a date because he believes she wasn’t destined to be with
    :eek:

  • is going to have a chance to be normal

Whew, what a relief!

Google doesn’t know enough about my real name.

Using Macphisto, I got a few good ones:
macphisto is clearly two different people
macphisto is a very aggressive person
macphisto is moving down off the b
macphisto is a rather self absorbed
macphisto is a gracious host
macphisto is watching you adam
macphisto is a powerful striker
macphisto is the devil incarnate
macphisto is the devil incarnate in the form of a tired old vegas rock star
macphisto is satan as a cross of elvis
macphisto is looking out for me hehe

plus one that I’m tempted to use as a sig line:
macphisto is a vote for organized crime

mangetout is still crisp and bright green
mangetout is in season at the moment
mangetout is cooked
mangetout is producing seed pods
mangetout is a delicate and quickly steamed vegetable
mangetout is unbeatable
mangetout is a vibrant green
mangetout is a variety of garden pea which can be grown in a very wide variety of climates
mangetout is not clearly thought through
mangetout is fairly sweet

Well first of all, they need to get my ranking right… [ul] [li]shayna is the 1[/li][li]shayna is a 9[/li][li]shayna is a lovely 12[/li][li]shayna is 14[/li][li]shayna is 15[/ul]Some of my favorites, though: [ul] []shayna is a stunning full peruvian alpaca sired by ribbon winning accoyo peruvian tocto[/li][li]shayna is in training for certification as a registered vibrational aromatherapy practitioner through ixchel susan leigh[/li][li]shayna is a dedicated member of the thornapple gang[/li][li]shayna is able to reawaken a champion’s spirit[/li][li]shayna is ready[/li][li]shayna is up[/li][li]shayna is beautiful and deadly :D[/li][li]shayna is back[/li][li]shayna is ready to lead the attack[/li][li]shayna is the miss fossil ridge rodeo queen[/li][li]shayna is a special case[/li][li]shayna is a local trapeeze artist[/li][]shayna is spiny norman :eek:[/ul]

My favorites are italicized.

superdude is bert
superdude is your guide into this rock jungle
superdude is a true original
superdude is the best superhero in the history of windemere view elementary school
superdude is trusted by
superdude is a lactose
superdude is a lactose intolerant teenage super hero
superdude is an international celebrity
superdude is doing great
superdude is doing so well
superdude is unique
superdude is causing trouble >admin x kicks the nick superdude >superdude then creates the name ultrasuperdude and goes back to being >a jerk >admin x
superdude is on vacation this week so if you happen to live in florida
superdude is unfortunately
superdude is awfully quiet 09
superdude is ranked 58 and has played for 4h42m in 30 days
superdude is fun and all
superdude is running 2
superdude is now superdude1
superdude is a complete idiot
superdude is the end product of evolution
superdude is on and let him know maybe wensday or friday nightk
superdude is not responsible for lost or stolen items

Sadly, but not surprisingly, it is not I who am a “national treasure,” it’s my “evil twin,” Eve Golden, M.D.: “Eve Golden is a national treasure.”— Arnold D. Richards, M.D., editor-in-chief,
Journal of the American Psychoanalytic Association

. . . I will have to content myself with being “a talented biographer.”

I wish I knew why this is so much fun.

Had to drop the leading “c_” to get any results. Here’s the best of the G-rated ones:

carol is now a cult figure in the far east
carol is on the crest of a wave
carol is very helpful in exposing young people to good writing
carol is a passbyproxy object residing in the same vat as alice
carol is an avid supporter of this very worthwhile cause
carol is tough on crime
carol is no surprise
carol is cool
carol is right
carol is the best

Where Waldo is.

The Matrix defined.

D. B. Cooper.

[Carmen San Diego](http://www.googlism.com/index.htm?
ism=Carmen+San+Diego&type=3).

And now for the most important one…

Cecil Adams.

Did this last November, and here are those results.

F_X

The Googlism for my real name returned at least 100 lines; mine is a very common name. Among them:
[realname] is providing pennsylvania citizens the opportunity to report child pornography on the internet

[realname] is the clear choice for pennsylvania gun owners

[realname] is a dick

[realname] is like the british

[realname] is a classically trained trumpet player who has played in the cleveland area for over thirty years

neidhart is importing four beers given top ratings in michael jackson’s pocket guide to beer
neidhart is a full service research firm
neidhart is an engineer
neidhart is a brooklyn artist
neidhart is back in the comfortable confines of calgary
neidhart is also a wrestler
neidhart is the true white rhino
neidhart is a medical oncologist with san juan regional cancer center
neidhart is the mother of two small children and works in the school of business placement office
neidhart is into film piracy

and my favorite:

neidhart is such a load of excrement and this match against the former beverly brother was absolutely horrible

Doesn’t know enough about my real name yet.

My handle: “cervaise is one of my all”

:dubious:

Also:

satan is santa claus
satan is walking the earth
satan is alive
satan is in the comfy lounge
satan is defeated
satan is real
satan is my motor desktop theme
satan is back
satan is real by dan sattelmeier
satan is and why he was created
satan is my webmaster
…and so forth.

“cecil adams” is fun too. Sample of sequential entries:

cecil adams is so smart he makes bill moyers look like bill murray
cecil adams is talking about vaginal fluids

:smiley:

I don’t get anything for Magickly Delicious, but I love the single result I got for Magickly:

magickly is all right and wants to go for ice cream
:smiley:

Well, poop. When I started playing with it, Mangetout was the last poster. I thought I was the first to bring up Cecil. :frowning:

Only two for me:

  1. [real name] is an asshole.
  2. [real name] is my name.

Uh huh. :smiley:

It’s got nothing on my handle here, and using my name as a literal term with quotes was also a “doesn’t know enough” failure.

Entering my name as two words came up with that I’m focusing on affordable speakers. Hmm… I didn’t know that about myself.
It’s also confused about my employer. In one spot it says we’re $290. A few lines down, it’s got us as a $315 billion diversified financial services company providing banking. Also 205 billion, 222, 308 and 312. Pretty wide margin of error - $290 on up to $315,000,000,000.

Plugging googlism into Googlism is also strange…

googlism is not protected by a robots
googlism is the source of some amusing things but that doesn’t mean they are exempt from simple programming mistakes
googlism is still neat
googlism is lief want zegt
googlism is just plain gobblety gook?
googlism is that it’s kind of a creepy appropriation of content
googlism is endlessly entertaining to me
googlism is estimated to have wiped half a point off british gdp
googlism is currently only number 3
googlism is googlism is working now
googlism is a surprisingly fun way to spend time
googlism is googlism is working now posted at 5
googlism is the time
googlism is the new black
googlism is not
googlism is pretty interesting
googlism is suprisingly accurate
googlism is a neat site that culls data from the web to figure out who someone is
googlism is the latest craze sweeping the internet
googlism is nearly 7 pages typewritten single spaced

Hi Mike