I was ego-surfing and chanced upon this site, which had such nice things to say about me that I cannot and will not reprint them here. I entered a few names of friends and celebs, and it turned out the most bizarre little Haiku-like sentences!
Has anyone else heard of this site? What is it?!
Hmm. It thinks that I am a “rawk diva”.
I am not sure what that is but I think I like it.
Essentially it just pulls quotes that involve your search and the words “is a” from websites.
It was spot on with me, saying that I am “a film and digital media major at ucsc”. It was pretty shocking because I share a name with someone far more famous than I am. It took me forever to find the web page they got that from.
FWIW, I am also “not something to be afraid of”, “out there somewhere” and apparently “shared by ~360 people in the usa”.
My favorite was Anna Held (“anna held is the pretty feminine reflection of this gentleman’s seething brain”).
Says google doesn’t know enough about me yet.
It says Google doesn’t know enough about me yet.
Ah, the advantage of the cloak of anonymity: I can sneak up on the world! Preferably with a balloon and a pin. When I catch it unawares and pop that balloon right next to its ear, I betcha it drops the moon right on its toe! So when you hear the world holler in pain and see it hopping around on one foot, you’ll know it was me.
even sven i think its fair to say you are from santa cruz? =)
olive thomas is known to exist in complete form
olive thomas is absolutely unknown so far as your fans are concerned
olive thomas is virtually forgotten today
olive thomas is legendary
olive thomas is as sparkling as champagne
I got a bunch of weird haiku like stuff too, things like “AnnaLucretia is working on cursive this week” and “AnnaLucretia is safe in Ireland by now”.
However, the last line just killed me:
“AnnaLucretia is a 100% manhungry b**ch with the morals of an alleycat in heat”.
I think I’ve found my new sig line.
I did a Google search on my name, and some bugger is out there writing geology papers with MY NAME ON IT!! 
Although my user name is pretty funny
Venus Probe
is a very enjoyable rocket and the alien probe is a neat feature too :eek:
is not level one :smack:
is once again a speculative cause of the zombie infestation :dubious:
is up
is still alive 
george w. bush is the official resident of
george w. bush is a holy shit
george w. bush is also a member of the illuminist
george w. bush is no different
george w. bush is doing to affect women and
george w. bush is the most important person
george w. bush is a criminal and should be immediately held
george w. bush is a dictator
george w. bush is the turbanator
george w. bush is a monkey
george w. bush is escorted into the pentagon by
george w. bush is not my president
george w. bush is a man against the odds
george w. bush is definitely not bill clinton
george w. bush is his father’s son
george w. bush is no poet
george w. bush is an android
george w. bush is america’s choice
george w. bush is doing a good job
george w. bush is already winning
george w. bush is the most important
george w. bush is the 46th governor of the state of texas
george w. bush is the 43rd president of the united states
george w. bush is not a steward
george w. bush is an illegitimate president
george w. bush is never left alone
george w. bush is openly interfering in the sovereign
george w. bush is also a member of the illuminist satanic secret society
george w. bush is genuinely born again through jesus christ
george w. bush is no different handelsblatt
george w. bush is not endorsed by
george w. bush is becoming more like hitler everyday
george w. bush is time’s person of the year
george w. bush is on the ropes?or is he? by paul burka november
george w. bush is the 43rd president of the united states of america
george w. bush is just another puppet for american big business that has far too much influence on american politics
george w. bush is the most important person in the world today september 11th looms large in "kids speak out
That’s just the beginning. Dubya’s Googlism goes on a bit.
rtfirefly is up for this
rufus t. firefly is named president/dictator of bankrupt freedonia and declares war on neighboring sylvania over the love of wealthy mrs
rufus t. firefly is appointed president with emergency powers
rufus t. firefly is named president of fredonia at the request of mrs
rufus t. firefly is appointed its new
rufus t. firefly is
rufus t. firefly is appointed head of freedonia
rufus t. firefly is god
rufus t. firefly is a hand
rufus t. firefly is a leader for all ages
rufus t. firefly is still in charge here? next
rufus t. firefly is named president/dictator of bankrupt freedonia and declares war on neighboring sylvania over the love of the wealthy mrs
rufus t. firefly is named president/dictator of bankrupt freedonia and declares war
rufus t. firefly is appointed dictator of a small bankrupt
rufus t. firefly is the only logical successor to my dear departed husband
Hey, I’m humbled to be responding to a post made by a “national treasure”, especially as the best I can do (under my real name) is to content myself with being “one of the greatest unsung guitarists of all time”. Since I’ve never played an instrument (other than that recorder I was required to blow in fourth grade), it’s safe to say that the comment wasn’t actually made about me…
<Dooku> is surrounded by wood
<Dooku> is good pffft
<Dooku> is actually pamela anderson
I think I need to update my CV or my personals ad, or both:
cheryl is doing with william’s head"
cheryl is called “the communication guru”
cheryl is not his real daughter
cheryl is nowhere to be found
cheryl is still angry with him
cheryl is the master educator for ball dynamics international
cheryl is fully entitled to her private life including romance and a healthy active sex life and its no business of anyone else what mr evans did or chose not
cheryl is as comfortable performing in a small intimate setting as she is outdoors or in large concert halls
cheryl is even more meaningful
cheryl is a favorite with audiences who rave
cheryl is cute
cheryl is all natural and intends to stay that way
cheryl is passionate about wild elk and wild country
cheryl is one of the most recognized professional speakers in the drapery industry
cheryl is also a member of the american academy of micropigmentation
Bill H. is the most hopeful young man i know
How did they know?
“libertarian is a conservative who has been mugged by government” 
hillary clinton is a traitor
hillary clinton is like india’s bandit
hillary clinton is a conspircy theorist
hillary clinton is getting a
hillary clinton is the talk of the town
hillary clinton is subject of new book
hillary clinton is a stripper
hillary clinton is white trash
hillary clinton is defendant in two judicial watch lawsuits
hillary clinton is doing a good job
hillary clinton is also an anti
hillary clinton is usi
hillary clinton is like india’s bandit queen a good part of any politician’s bio is a compelling struggle
hillary clinton is a political zionist whore"
hillary clinton is beginning to feel the pressure
hillary clinton is attacking president bush for breaking his campaign promise to cut
hillary clinton is getting a little bit of controversy because she has the most expensive hometown
hillary clinton is a refreshing departure from the
hillary clinton is her own person in the eyes of the american people and not a pale reflection of a highly visible husband
hillary clinton is ready
hillary clinton is an anti
hillary clinton is not eleanor roosevelt
[…etc…]