I never knew I was a journalist in New York! or, googlism.com

Have any of you ever tried Googlism? It can be… interesting… to see what Google thinks of you, your friends, and various other things. Tried it out last night for myself, and although I got nothing for Flamsterette, I did get results for Flami and Flam.

Results for Flami:

Results for Flam:

(yes, I am aware that a “flam” is a drumming rudiment, thank you very much!)

So, what did you get (for yourself or others)? Post your results here, as well as what you think of what the site spews out! (because… it IS random, isn’t it?)

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Weird thing is this comes from a Swiss site. My ancestors were Swiss.

kat is not happy
kat is de tijger
kat is where its at
kat is a brat
kat is weggelopen
kat is furious
kat is daydreaming’ by murray perry
kat is my religion
kat is drowning cowboys
kat is you around??? iz left ya a masage at da talk bawd
kat is walking towards me
kat is blah blah blah
kat is weird
kat is back
kat is drawing cowboys
kat is back posted on saturday
kat is the only musician taking authentic classical music scores
kat is the only genius since beethoven to systematically resurrect classical music and bring it to the moron masses and
kat is ancient
kat is currently looking at
kat is moving on in her life
kat is a richly yellow wine quite distinguished by its unmistakable muscat aroma
kat is still around
kat is looking for work
kat is what’s for dinner tonight posts
kat is telling her
kat is very unstable after telling zoe she is her mother
kat is ready to work
kat is obsessed with taking tests
kat is very shy and talks very little
kat is a juilliard music school graduate on the violin and i studied theory
kat is one feisty
kat is for ornament
kat is much funnier with her running commentary
kat is directed by ann rappoport
kat is to operate a comprehensive transportation system with a professional work force that provides efficient
kat is a neighborhood shuttle service operating during the evenings and sunday when the night rider/sunday rider service runs
kat is really her mum
kat is hit in the leg while bringing food
kat is now on a path to take classical music into the 21st century with metal through the use of midi instruments
kat is the reincarnation of beethoven and is changing the face of classical music by bringing it to the masses using metal
kat is my open honest sweet secret soul girlboy woman
kat is like me first marriage
kat is a surefire winner
kat is kids and technology
kat is here
kat is god
kat is always worth listening to"
kat is being written in the object
kat is hard to measure
kat is more your type
kat is being introduced to her new classmates
kat is a juilliard graduate violin virtuoso
kat is the brown
kat is a very smart kat
kat is ready to strike terror into the eyes and ears of all
kat is 150 gram by weight and she is yelling much louder than i
kat is the world’s fastest cyberspeed guitarist
kat is from the real world’s fourth season
kat is a sophisticated yet comfortable lounge offering elegant dining
kat is giving heavy metal a new face
kat is the bestselling author of twenty
kat is doing with her symphonic speed music then go listen to the genius masterpieces first
kat is a juilliard school of music graduate violin virtuoso
kat is probably the most inventive
kat is in lock mode this is in quad cell units
kat is wounded near the end

kat is not happy
kat is de tijger
kat is where its at
kat is a brat
kat is weggelopen
kat is furious
kat is daydreaming’ by murray perry
kat is my religion
kat is drowning cowboys
kat is you around??? iz left ya a masage at da talk bawd
kat is walking towards me
kat is blah blah blah
kat is weird
kat is back
kat is drawing cowboys
kat is back posted on saturday
kat is the only musician taking authentic classical music scores
kat is the only genius since beethoven to systematically resurrect classical music and bring it to the moron masses and
kat is ancient
kat is currently looking at
kat is moving on in her life
kat is a richly yellow wine quite distinguished by its unmistakable muscat aroma
kat is still around
kat is looking for work
kat is what’s for dinner tonight posts
kat is telling her
kat is very unstable after telling zoe she is her mother
kat is ready to work
kat is obsessed with taking tests
kat is very shy and talks very little
kat is a juilliard music school graduate on the violin and i studied theory
kat is one feisty
kat is for ornament
kat is much funnier with her running commentary
kat is directed by ann rappoport
kat is to operate a comprehensive transportation system with a professional work force that provides efficient
kat is a neighborhood shuttle service operating during the evenings and sunday when the night rider/sunday rider service runs
kat is really her mum
kat is hit in the leg while bringing food
kat is now on a path to take classical music into the 21st century with metal through the use of midi instruments
kat is the reincarnation of beethoven and is changing the face of classical music by bringing it to the masses using metal
kat is my open honest sweet secret soul girlboy woman
kat is like me first marriage
kat is a surefire winner
kat is kids and technology
kat is here
kat is god
kat is always worth listening to"
kat is being written in the object
kat is hard to measure
kat is more your type
kat is being introduced to her new classmates
kat is a juilliard graduate violin virtuoso
kat is the brown
kat is a very smart kat
kat is ready to strike terror into the eyes and ears of all
kat is 150 gram by weight and she is yelling much louder than i
kat is the world’s fastest cyberspeed guitarist
kat is from the real world’s fourth season
kat is a sophisticated yet comfortable lounge offering elegant dining
kat is giving heavy metal a new face
kat is the bestselling author of twenty
kat is doing with her symphonic speed music then go listen to the genius masterpieces first
kat is a juilliard school of music graduate violin virtuoso
kat is probably the most inventive
kat is in lock mode this is in quad cell units
kat is wounded near the end

I only pressed Submit once! :frowning:

Selected highlights:

kal is subscribed
kal is no angel
kal is a frickin censored posts
kal is the biggest continent on the northern hemisphere
kal is a story of yesterday
kal is available only from specialists or by searching yourself - :eek:
kal is very clearly a smart guy; i love the guy - Unca Cecil says the nicest things
kal is strong rhythm band started since 1999 to play gypsy songs in
kal is usually friendly and outgoing - Really, I’m not.
kal is starting to be revealed - Nah, I’m already nekkid.
kal is designed for long life and low maintenance - My doctor would disagree with the former, my wife the latter.
kal is essential for all who are training to be teachers
kal is available to talk about a variety of subjects
kal is interactive fiction with graphics and a point
kal is trying to pull a fast one - Anti-Gypsyism rears it’s ugly head yet again.
kal is a true success story - Whoever wrote that is taking the piss
kal is also a demon in disguise
kal is imbued with the love of the naam - Now this line may end up being used as a sig

skerri is forced to agree to a raid against the uz
skerri is sitting at a table in the grumpy dwarf with a man no one in the party recognizes
skerri is the second of three members of the death

I’m the second of three members of the death of what? Huh? Did I miss something along the line? This is kinda weird!

Oooh! But, if I do Kerri (which is my first name), I get:

kerri is under construction
kerri is rad
kerri is not only the top professional lady angler in the world billfish series but also the international game fish

Whee! I’m a fisherwoman and the international game fish! How did I do all that?

The best ones I like:

antares is a proven winner
antares is not an entity covered by hipaa regulations
antares is the first new passier saddle for more than 7 years
antares is greek for the "rival of ares
antares is een dienstverlenend informatiseringsbedrijf gespecialiseerd in het toepassen van moderne informatietechnologie
antares is a bloated red supergiant star. – Bloated!? I take offense to that!
antares is a huge star
antares is a magnificent star. – I like those last two, considering my career goals…
antares is cool
antares is a giant among stars

and finally…

antares is offered with several wing options

It’s great being named after a heavenly object!

Sunspace

I’m cooler. :smiley:

peregrine is without question in that category
peregrine is not bankrupt
peregrine is there
peregrine is latin for wanderer
peregrine is offered in the chapel of our lady of sorrows convent (!)
peregrine is one of the most thrilling experiences ever
peregrine is right on

As per a friend’s suggestion, I tried inputting my real name into the site. “You’d get a lot more that way,” he said. Perhaps…

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As per a friend’s suggestion, I tried inputting my real name into the site. “You’d get a lot more that way,” he said. Perhaps…

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[screech-owl] is quite nice to me
[screech-owl] is also the cats training coordinator
[screech-owl] is a belgian band from brussels
[screech-owl] is een belgische groep afkomstig van brussel
[screech-owl] is looking healthy and has a beautiful glow
[screech-owl] is a mother who has refereed a few brawls in her day
[screech-owl] is searching
[screech-owl] is illegal
[screech-owl] is a world traveller
[screech-owl] is a friend and just sent me the website address
[screech-owl] is a hoe biatch
[screech-owl] is the coolest thing i’ can’t stand the people who not understand that
[screech-owl] is zo stil
[screech-owl] is here
[screech-owl] is hot
[screech-owl] is one of the best thank you a+++
Most interesting. I especially like the ‘cats training coordinator’, although the ‘hoe biatch’ is somewhat amusing. (I am not a mother: no way, no how, nuh uh.)

Gotta find out more about this Belgian band from Brussels. Anyone here from Belgium? I’ll send you my name and you tell me more about them.

Well, Kamelion is from Doctor Who, and nearly all of these seem to be about that:

kamelion is made to resemble both the master [I actually know that this should end with ‘and the Doctor’. And that they’ve forgotten King John, Tegan and Howard. I’m sad, aren’t I?]
kamelion is the pain in the behind you remember from the king’s demons and planet of fire [well that’s just nice!]
kamelion is in this book [Yes, Quite.]
kamelion is let out of the tardis and gets to participate towards the end of the novel
kamelion is written out in this story [More like murdered! Fiend writers!]
kamelion is behaving oddly; it receives a signal and pilots the space / time craft to lanzarote
kamelion is destroyed; turlough’s background is at last revealed; and finally
kamelion is under the control of the master
kamelion is a robot who can assume the form of any creature or being
kamelion is nyssa [No, I’m not Nyssa. Neither is the Kamelion on TV. Nor does he transform into her, or go visit the place with that name either. Quite.]
kamelion is up to?"
kamelion is doch shco wieda zrück zum kamelly gekomme
kamelion is unique amongst the companions [Course I am! I’m all shiny and stuff!]
kamelion is much more detailed
kamelion is introduced in this story but due to technical difficulties did not reappear in the [Yes, the only guy who knew how to work it… died.]
kamelion is taken over by the master
kamelion is destroyed [MURDERED! HE WAS MURDERED!]
kamelion is left behind in the tardis [For about ten stories in a row! Fiend writers again!]
kamelion is also given the boot in this story [MURDERED! Why do you keep bringing back the memory?]
kamelion is also very well written
kamelion is once again under the influence of the master
kamelion is trying to avoid him
kamelion is still able [yes, that’s it. I have no idea what I’m able to do.]
kamelion is noilymak
kamelion is seen walking up to boney [To WHO?]
kamelion is from science? am i wrong? [Yes. You are. Completely.]
kamelion is appropriately underused
kamelion is thrown to the floor <the_vidalian> the doctor
kamelion is kept pretty well hidden until towards the end
kamelion is not dealt
kamelion is still no where to be found
kamelion is forced to get up [Too right! I never get to sleep in! Fiend teachers!

I just tried, ssarl, which is a name I use everywhere but here (I did have an account in that name but it went berko on me).
ssarl is written by danielle pilon
ssarl is written by jennifer vallence
Quite.
I didn’t steal the name from a book, that’s the weirdest part. I MADE IT UP!
Now it appears to be the title of TWO different novels.
I’m worried.

kiz is quiet and keeps to himself alot of the time and helps people out only if it helps him out
kiz is coming out from behind the boards to the forefront with a rootsy
kiz is asking for $15
kiz is my bob kiz is my bob me & kiz are bob’s me & kiz are bob’s kiz is my bob who’s yours?
kiz is my sweet old mare
kiz is a
kiz is my girlfriend
kiz is sick
kiz is ranked 165 and has played for 51m in 30 days real name
kiz is ranked 143 and has played for 1h8m in 30 days real name
kiz is focused on studies of cellular and molecular evolution and genetic
kiz is my favourite
kiz is a neat
kiz is’ and she comes running and leaps into my arms
kiz is my name
kiz is a silly dog who likes to have his belly scratched
kiz is right about the skill thingie
kiz is very settled thanks to these "non
kiz is tipsy
kiz is saying has to do with what you’re saying as well you are saying that it’s about personality
kiz is
kiz is dragging the young priest off and forcing him to tie the horses with her
kiz is not responsible for the mood of the group
kiz is getting things?
kiz is working on a new race of cat
kiz is the head booker of the mawl and has been in e
kiz is back and she brought me a lizard shirt
kiz is my friend
kiz is asleep <jakob>
:rolleyes:

Sorry, Google doesn’t know enough about you yet.

Wow. Long! I’ll just post the best ones:

Charmian is one of the first people to become a doctor of transpersonal psychology in the united states

Charmian is 12

Charmian is also a convicted felon who at the age of 60 spent 120 days in jail for arson

Charmian is anything but a gangster’s moll

Charmian is a hatchet faced

Charmian is a very attractive lady

Charmian is a flat bottomed

Charmian is also blonde and pretty with fair skin and a curvaceous figure

Charmian is a farmhand from the village that was "demon

Charmian is an added bonus