Sloganize your username.

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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There’s a nice little script at www.thesurrealist.co.uk that replaces the product in slightly over 500 advertising slogans with text of your choice.

I’ve been playing with it and some of the Muddified slogans are strangely appropriate.

My favourites:[ul][li]Don’t Say Brown, Say “Mudd”.[]Mudd - Australian for Beer.[]Making Mudd Taste Better.[]Mudd Prevents That Sinking Feeling.[]That’s Handy, Harry! Stick It In The Mudd!The Loudest Noise Comes From The Electric Mudd.[/ul](I like that last because my user name comes from a cheesy noise-band I was in, called Electric Mud. The host of the venerable Newsounds Gallery called me Larry Mudd one night in 1989, and it sort of stuck…)[/li]
So… what slogans work with your username?

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Behold the Power of Cessandra.
It’s How Cessandra Is Done. (!)

Larry, this one is yours:

With A Name Like Mudd, It Has To Be Good.

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“Smart. Beautiful. Clayton_e.”

HA!

Oh Oh! Even better!

“Do The Clayton_e.”

And this one takes the cake…

“Have a Clayton_e and Smile.”

Hehe, this thing is fun.

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Naughty, but Atreyu.
Yo quiero Atreyu.
Bring the Hand that Feeds Atreyu.
Unzip an Atreyu.
Come One, Come All to Atreyu.
When the Going Gets Tough, the Tough Get Atreyu.
Oh, now this is a fun site. :slight_smile:

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3-in1 Protection for your NinetyWt ~ sounds useful

A Glass and a Half in each NinetyWt ~ hey ! I like that one !

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Every Bubble’s Passed Its Osiris.

…

Ewwwww.

…

Sometimes You Feel Like an Osiris, Sometimes You Don’t.

What enthusiasm.

Although the worst of all is this.

raspberry

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Plink, Plink, Mr. Blue Sky…

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Behold the Power of Muad’Dib.

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Have erislover your way.

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I’ve got a brand new pickup line.

“Tonight, Let It Be Duke.”

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It takes a tough man to make a tender Scarlett.
Only the crumbliest, flakiest Scarlett.
It’s the bright one, it’s the right one, that’s Scarlett.
Melts in your Scarlett, not in your hand.*
With a name like Scarlett, it has to be good.
You’ve got questions, we’ve got Scarlett.
My goodness, my Scarlett!
Four out of five dentists recommend Scarlett.

Cleans a big, big, Scarlett for less than half a crown. :confused:

Naughty:
A finger of Scarlett is just enough to give your kids a treat.
Devon knows how they make Scarlett so creamy.
Life should taste as good as Scarlett.

For people who find me less than thrilling:
Tastes great, less Scarlett.

And my personal favorite:
Why Can’t Everything Orange Be Scarlett?

*Brings to mind “Get your head out of your Clavin!”

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A few randomly picked out:

“8 out of 10 Owners who Expressed a Preference said Their Cats Preferred Jeffwc.”

“All You Add Is Jeffwc.”

“A Jeffwc Is Forever.”

Heh.

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We have a new winner:

I WISH I WERE A SCARLETT WIENER

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Snap! Crackle! Pravnik!

America’s Most Trusted Pravnik.

Can’t do it in real life? Do it on Pravnik.

Life should taste as good as Pravnik.

A glass and a half in every Pravnik!

(Usually, much more than a glass and a half, even…)

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My username is just begging for it :smiley:

Goo comes to those who wait

Goo - it does a body good

Don’t you just love being in Goo ? :eek:

Feel The Raw Naked Goo Of The Road.

Step into the Goo

Ribbed for her Goo

The Non-Sticky Sticky Goo

Make it a Goo night

The Goo goes straight to your head

I think I’ll stop there, it’s faintly disturbing :slight_smile:

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“Tough on Dirt, Gentle on El_Kabong.”

“No-One Does Chicken Like El_Kabong.”

“Yo Quiero El_Kabong.”

“And All Because The Lady Loves El_Kabong.”

“All The El_Kabong That’s Fit To Print.”

Man, they’re gonna sell millions of me.

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“SilkyThreat prevents that sinking feeling.”

Ok. I guess.

“We do SilkyThreat right!”

Heh.

“Because SilkyThreat can’t drive.”

HUH?? Who says?

“My goodness, my SilkyThreat!”

Better…

“Try SilkyThreat, you’ll like it!”

Think I’ll stop here since I like this one! This IS fun!

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Come one come all to Pants.

Let the Pants begin.

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The best two for me have been:

Lets face the music and Echo

You’re never alone with an Echo

I laughed so hard my glasses fogged up…

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Funny:
The Mamapotomus that Smiles Back.
I’m not Just the Mamapotomus, I’m a Member.
Men Can’t Help Acting On Mamapotomus.
An Army of Mamapotomus.

Freakin’ Weird:
Sweet as the Moment When the Mamapotomus Went “Pop” :confused:
Mamapotomus - The Appetizer!
They’re Waffly Mamapotomus.
Watch Out, There’s a Mamapotomus About.