A Different Kind Of Company. A Different Kind Of Smack Fu.
Cleans Your Floor Without Smack Fu.
I Like the Smack Fu in You.
Always After Me Smack Fu.
Oh no, I posted too soon-
**Feel The Raw Naked Mamapotomus Of The Road.
**:eek:
What is the original version of this trying to sell??
The Dirt says Hot, The Label says Brahesilver.
My Doctor Says ‘Brahesilver’.
Uh-oh, Better Get Brahesilver.
Only Brahesilver Has The Answer.
I’m not sure what
‘Sweet as the Moment When the Brahesilver Went “Pop”’
means, but the funniest consecutive ones were
Ding-Dong! Brahesilver calling!
and
Get the door, it’s Brahesilver.
Just do racer72. I like it.
Do you eat the racer72 last. hmmmm…
Come fly the racer72. Sound appropriate as I build airplanes for a living.
Ooooh, I like this site! The first one that came up for me was:
- “Probably the best Monstre in the world.”
(How did it know?!)
Others:
“Monstre, the Other White Meat.”
“I Can’t Believe I Ate the Whole Monstre.” (!!!)
“The Biggest Monstre Pennies Can Buy.”
“There’s First Love, and There’s Monstre Love.”
“Monstre - It Looks Good On You.”
“Monstre Just Feels Right.”
“Get Busy with the Monstre.”
“The Cream of Dragonblink” :eek:
“P-P-Pick up a Dragonblink” (or give yourself a hernia trying)
“Did somebody say Dragonblink?”
“Washing machines live longer with Dragonblink.” (somebody’s observed the infrequency of my laundry)
My favorite …
"Dragonblink really satisfies."
Spudo - It’s what’s for dinner.
I also tried inserting a couple other words with humorous results.
Big Chocolate Shit.
Easy, breezy, beautiful shit.
The loudest noise comes from the electric fart.
Have a fart and a smile.
“Monica makes everything better.”
“Pride of the monica for over a hundred years.” "
“Strong and beautiful, just like monica.”
“Come one, come all to monica.”
“Sharing the monica of your life”
“Turn loose the monica.”
Is it just my imagination, or do some of these have a definate sexual conotation?
“The best monica a man can get.”
“Monica really satisfies.”
“Can’t do it in real life? Do it on monica.”
“Unzip a monica.”
“Whatever you’re into, get into monica.”
“Make it a monica night.”
“Have you forgotten how good monica tastes?”
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[li]Washing Machines Live Longer With Boscibo.[/li][li]Shake the Bottle, Wake the Boscibo.[/li][li]The World’s Boscibo Marketplace.[/li][li]Get In My Boscibo.[/li][li]It Could Be Boscibo.[/li][li]Plink, Plink, Boscibo…[/li][/ul]
The Joy of Barrytown. 
Cleans a Big, Big Barrytown For Less Than Half a Crown.
Oh Hungry? Oh Barrytown.
The Barrytown With A Hole. :eek: :eek: :eek:
Choosy Mothers Choose Barrytown.
“Plop, Plop, Fizz, Fizz, Oh, What a Brachyrhynchos it is!”
“Tonight, Let It Be Brachyrhynchos.”
“You Can Do It When You Brachyrhynchos It.”
“Live in Your Brachyrhynchos, Play in Ours.”
“See the Brachyrhynchos, Feel the Shine.”
and
“So Easy, No Wonder Brachyrhynchos is #1.” Heh…wait a minute!
Well, we get the generic ego boosters:
*A Tough Skeezix to Follow.
You Can Be Sure of Skeezix.
Uh-oh, Better Get Skeezix.*
Then there’s the sex sells approach:
*Nothing Comes Between Me And My Skeezix.
Obey Your Skeezix.
Skeezix Just Feels Right.
Make Skeezix Yours.
A Taste For Skeezix.
Every Kiss Begins With Skeezix.*
And then… the weird stuff:
*Out Of The Strong Came Forth Skeezix.
Get the Door - It’s Skeezix.
You Press the Skeezix, We Do the Rest.*
But this one just cracks me up, for some reason:
Please Don’t Squeeze The Skeezix.
“My Anti-Drug is Mouthbreather”
heh.
My favorite is
The TVGuy Effect
… I have no idea why it’s my favorite, but it’s been that kind of week.
Weary the other white meat :-d
Bridge that gap with weary :-d
Double the Pleasure, Double the d_redguy.
Oh hell yeah! 
I really like Monstre’s responses.
Mine came out really bizarre:
Good To The Last Steelerphan.
Hands That Do Dishes Can Be Soft As Your Steelerphan.
If Only Everything in Life was as Reliable as a Steelerphan.
I Wish I Were a Steelerphan Weiner.
Built Steelerphan Tough.
Behold the Power of Steelerphan.
The Home of Steelerphan.
Show Me The Steelerphan!
Where’s The Steelerphan?
More Steelerphan Please.
Ding-Dong! Steelerphan Calling!
Go To Work On A Steelerphan.
Chocolate Steelerphan Since 1911.
I’m Cuckoo For Steelerphan.
What Can Steelerphan Do For You?
Things Go Better with Steelerphan.
Last but not least:
Feel the Steelerphan.
Ladies, Have you tried //\etalhea|)? He’s not just for breakfast anymore!
This one has a nice ring to it:
“The Penny Dreadful is Mightier than the Sword.”