Naw, you’ve got it backwards. . .
What I really want is to see a tongue coming out a woman’s vagina - that’d be all kinds of hot. . .
Right. And boobs are big & round because they remind us of butts.
I think this is Naked Ape stuff, but 'm not sure. It’s been a long time.
and I haven’t read the book in a while either.
And blush is to make a woman’s face look more like her ass, and eyeliner is supposed to . . um… remind us of the pubic hair (yeah!), and a nose. . . well, clearly all of us men hate big noses on women because it crosses that subtle line between clit and mini-penis. Remember, anything that is longer than it is wide is a penis. Always.
This reminds me of my ex-girlfriend. One day I bought a video game in which the player commands a submarine in naval operations. My ex looked at it and said “You men, always have to have toys that look like a penis.” Gee, honeybums, to me it looks like a boat. What’s been on your mind lately?
gotta remember that one. . .
Of course they do! Do they bear any similarity? At least as much as the Washington Monument resembles a phallus. Nevertheless, when I see lips I don’t think consciously “that looks like a vulva/vagina” when they’ve got red lipstick on them I don’t think “that vulva is sexually aroused”. Most of the time I imagine most people don’t think these things either.
The problem is that I think a good case can be made for the existance of subconscious desires and impulses. Whether there is some sort of subconscious association of the mouth with the vagina I have no idea, but there could be.
Yes, a long, hard, tubular boat filled with throbbing machinery that in the heat of battle rapidly propels torpedos out of its front end.
Maam, you’ve got a piece of chicken stuck in your vulva.
And it’s full of sea men.
mhmmmmm - funny how the laws of hydrodynamics just HAPPENED upon that shape! Everyone knows it’d be just as easy to build a submarine shaped like a gigantic bowl that could, say, SUCK it’s enemies into its depths and crush them. Of course, then someone’d decry the designers’ latent mysogyny in creating a gigantic killer vagina.
These sorts of memes are so absurd it’s frightening. . .
sjc
Remember how women dress for women, not men? Apply that same logic here. It is much easier to imagine that our ancestral matriarchs started applying makeup to simulate youth and allow them to compete (both sexually and socially) with their younger rivals than to make an argument that women would develop lipstick as a means of making their face look like a part of their anatomy that is typically covered with hair and not generally in close view when engaged in the biological act of copulation.
If lips=vulvas was a subconsious attractant to males, I’d expect that women with large, meaty lips that were undefined and horizontally symetrical, perhaps with a prominent cold sore in one corner, would be unbelievably attractive. I personally find the image nauseating, as I find Jocelyn Wildenstein.
While there may not be definitive proof to support one theory over the other, Occam’s Razor is a fine tool for this job.
Heh heh heh, you said “tool.”
Well, er…what happens when you feel the same way, only in reverse? As in for all guys, and you’re female? I can’t be a horny bastard, can I?
LOL!!!
My goodness, she looks like Michael Jackson after he lost a boxing match with Mike Tyson.
The way I heard it: Cleopatra invented lipstick and she did so to make her lips appear as “vaginal lips that are engorged with excitement.” Whether or not this is true, it is what I was told.
If indeed it is intent of lipstick, it fails to work on me.
Probably invented by the same people who scared little boys with stories about girls having teeth in their vaginas. I’m now imagining some repressed victorian scientist examining an upside down female cadiver and going on to give very confused lectures to his biology class students.
Some people might call you a horny bastard, but personally I’d prefer to call you tonight.
looks stunned Wow, tdn, that was an excellent riposte! For that *alone * I’d go out with you. claps hands
:dubious:
Not that I can compete with tdn’s response but…why the hell not? I’m female. I was born on the wrong side of the blanket. I AM a horny bastard whereas a lot of guys are just legitimate wannabes.
Dude. I can’t believe you missed the obvious “filled with sea men” thing. You really ought to be ashamed of yourself.