What does "No Substitutions" mean to you?

I don’t know, honestly. I rarely see it at restaurants, and it doesn’t apply to me because I’m not picky and I’ll take the meal however it’s normally prepared. That said, I would be miffed if I couldn’t get something I wanted for silly technicality reasons. But I might expect to pay more.

For example, “Sandwich combos come with chips, substitute fries or tots for a dollar more”. I’d still expect to be able to get a side of coleslaw or chili if I asked, I just wouldn’t expect to get it at the regular combo price. Like at McDonald’s I can get a double cheeseburger with special sauce, but I wouldn’t expect to get it at the same price as a Big Mac. It’s just common sense, to me. If I want roast beef on rye, I won’t order the Dagwood sandwich “without ham, without turkey, and put it on rye bread instead of a hoagie”. I’ll just order roast beef on rye and pay whatever that costs.

So basically, in my mind “no substitutions” means “our combos are priced based on what they come with, if you want a different combination of items and toppings, you may have to pay a la carte prices for that order” rather than “if you don’t see the specific combo you want on our menu you’re SOL”. But like I said, I literally have no experience bumping up against this rule because I take it how it comes.

“Now I don’t eat chicken, so it’s just noodle soup. And there’s no chicken in the broth either, so it’s really just… noodle water.”

Hey, the patriarchy made the spelling check on my phone! Miso, misogyny–it all leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

The definition of pizza is pretty much ‘a bread base with alterations’. I can’t imagine why anyone would order a pizza at the Silver Sand Tavern.

I’d like to order one person please. White people. No no no, black people. And Hispanic on half. No misogyny please.

I said “you can remove ingredients”, but I’m going to qualify it - you can remove easily removed ingredients e.g. if it’s fish, chips and salad, you can skip the salad or the chips, but you can’t ask for no tomato in the salad.

It means you have to play with the set of players you start the game with for the entire game.