What does the Pope do with his free time?

He probably hangs out with the Great Queen Spider.

Maybe he just takes a nice long bath and plays with himself on a rope.

I think BobLibDem is pretty much on target. Prayer, meditation, and naps. Probably does some writing now and then (he is a published playright, after all).

Well, I’ve heard that he publishes anti-Catholic tracts under the name Jack Chick, to discredit the anti-Catholic, Ultra-Fundy-Nutbag movement. Seems to be working so far.
I believe the Pittsburgh Symphony is going to play for the Vatican soon.

Well, I don’t know about recent Popes, but some of the old ones seemed to know how to have a good time.

The new ones probably just play “Tetris” or something.