Well, I’ve always wondered what the Pope does when he’s not leading the masses. Does he go to restaurants? Movies? Does he move about with the people? Does he (in healthier days) go shopping? Go out with friends?
Being that he’s so elderly and not in good health, I wouldn’t be surprised if all his entertainment comes to him. I don’t know what he does - probably reads, maybe he has a penpal, perhaps he posts on the Straight Dope. I dunno.
Me and some mates used to go round to his gaff in Rome every now and again for a few games of Unreal Tournament but to be honest we haven’t been round in ages. It just got boring after a while because he always won:
“There he is! He’s got the Flag! Shoot him!”
“I’m not shooting him!”
“He’s the fecking Pope! Its probably a sin or somethi…FECK!!”
What’s with all the reverence for the pope? He’s just a normal person. No more elevated then the homeless man on high street who shakes an empty mountain dew cup in my face saying “any lil’ bit, any lil’ bit’!”. feh.