What does your 'shoulder angel' look like?

How about Cthulhu?

Or perhaps Wonder Woman:

Or maybe my character, Panther Girl:
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Or my “cartooniverse counterpart”, the “Dastardly Disruptor”:

Hmmm… I have to decide on just one? This is harder than I thought…

Kronk was the best part of that movie. And I’d forgotten the shoulder angel/devil bit, which means it’s time to watch it again.

I’m assuming you can tell the two apart. Yes?

A buddy of mine has a Homer Simpson angel tattooed on his right neck and a similar devil on his left neck. So that is what I’m imagining I’d have.

By their advice, no doubt!

ETA: Or by the goat-tee on the evil one…

Sorry, didn’t think of it.

Hmm… maybe the succubus from Ugly Americans, or the devil’s daughter from that other Cartoon Network show that I’m forgetting.

Christopher Walken.

No, they keep switching sides on me. And just when I’m convinced I’m talking to one of them, he turns out to be the other.

My shoulder angel is Mr. PC: buttoned-up, pedantic, and negative.

The devil on my other shoulder is Mr. Mac: laidback, approachable, and positive.

This is why I never get anything done, yet fail to work up enough guilt to change.

George Carlin.

A copy of the Hitchhiker’s Guide, complete with large green smiley face. Preferably with the voice from the BBC radio series.