They’ve invented a little clip-on, holographic-generating, web-searching PDA. They call it the Shoulder Angel ™. There’s no keyboard - you just talk to it.
What does yours look like?
I think mine would look like a little chibi Alton Brown with hummingbird wings. He’s fun to listen to. It would look like a hummingbird broach when idle.
Like a sort of internet/electronic guardian angel? Mine would need a nervous tick, be drinking a double expresso, smoking a Camel straight and would probably be looking to poke me in the nose.
I’ve had a lot of problems throughout my life with the phrase “it sounded like a good idea at the time” and that hasn’t changed much here in the interwebs.