Anything other than the nude scenes from movies featuring Rob Lowe, Ryan Philippe, David Charvet, and or Jason Priestley. The stories just get in the way of the only reason people rent the movies.
Everything between “directed by Michael Bay” and “This film is a work of fiction, any resemblance to actual persons or events…”
Can’t help you on the whiny kid part, but there are copies circulating on the net of heavily edited versions of TPM where 99% of Jar Jar’s performance has been edited out.
I fear the thread was lost in the Great Thread Purge, but I’m going to stick with what I said in my “warning labels for you” thread:
I would censor out any and all injuries to actors’ hands. I suppose this might make movies that feature the stimata very hard to follow, but it’s a price I’m willing to pay.
The scenes in horror movies where the beautiful girl is being chased by the bad guy/monster, which makes her forget how her feet work, and she falls splat on her face.
Amen to that! I hate it when the dog miraculously escapes certain death. It’s like Hollywood dogs are indestructable. I could overlook this if the dog’s survival was somehow relevant to the story, but inevitably the dog does nothing except stand there and be cute.
(Sorry, Ranchoth )
I agree with the excessive profanity one, however. A well-placed swear word can get the point across like nothing else can, but when everyone curses like drunken sailors, it ruins the dialogue. Bruce Willis, I’m looking at you, here. Samuel L. Jackson, you too.
However, my machine will also have to edit out bad dubbing. I don’t mean translate-Godzilla-to-english type dubbing, but rather the type where they try to replace the offensive words with innocuous ones, but the guy that does the dubbing doesn’t sound anything like the original actor, and he says his words in a dull monotone like he’s bored out of his skull and just wants to finish up so he can go home.
Absolutely. Don’t get me started on Eddie Murphy in Shrek. I wanted Shrek to roll up his donkey carcass into a soccer ball and punt him into the next fairy kingdom.
Can you post a link here, please? If not, please e-mail it to me.
Yes, but people who are DOUBLE wooshed are even more humorous.
Please note the quick, knee-jerk reaction to ANYTHING that hints of censorship.
Those computer-generated figures blocking all the hot sex action in Eyes Wide Shut.
Greedo shooting first.
Add me to the list of people who’d censor gross-out scenes, especially vomiting. The gore’s okay, but barfing? No, thanks!
This pretty much means I’ll never see Monty Python’s ‘The Meaning of Life’, I realize. From what I hear about the Mr. Creosote scene, even a censoring DVD player couldn’t help me there.
There’s a scene in About Schmidt that I have burned into my memory, good movie other than that though.
Sorry, I haven’t seen the version myself, so I don’t know of any links, however, I’d be willing to wager that certain software programs (one of which rhymes with “Huzaa”) would probably enable one to find a copy if they were so inclined…