Hmmmm, lets see here. I’ll shit, sometimes shave, read my Maxim and mast… wait… no I don’t… HONOST…
“I’m not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.”-- Calvin and Hobbes
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I hear masturbation causes bad spelling.
Coldfire
“You know how complex women are”
- Neil Peart, Rush (1993)
Only if you have trouble typing with one hand.
I always wondered about porno on the internet. Do we now observe sticky keyboards?
I was in the bathroom with my girlfriend once, and my parents came home. (this was years ago) Wondering what we both were doing in there, i said she was cutting my hair. So, after we finished having sex, she then had to cut my hair, something she knew nothing about.
It grew back.
My brother and his fiancée got ‘caught’ by his Father-In-Law, apparently. This I found out at the wedding. It was not an image I wanted in my head while they were having the speeches, believe me. And if you knew my brother, you’d understand.
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