or help when hanging pictures.
Laminated glass will help with the thrown stones and stowed thrones. Command hooks make hanging pictures possible.
Just don’t own a Mac or people will think your home is an Apple store.
Ride around on your pet elephant.
Lose their temper.
…expect low energy bills.
…wear a dress/kilt above the 1st floor.
…hide presents in the closet.
Forget to clip the dogs claws…
Wear a diamond ring. (…scratches?)
remain indoors on sunny days
Practice tap-dancing, in the same spot, over and over. And especially don’t practice that trick where you flip-launch off a wall, whatever that’s called.
Try to hide there from the Walkers during the Zombie Apocalypse.
But that would be such a fantastic environment for the tapping sounds. Until the floor-shattering crashing, of course. Can’t have everything.
Practice your mad parkour skillz.
Lay around all day drinking beer.
Try and hide Anne Frank’s family on the attic from the Nazi’s.
I don’t like jokes in bad taste, Anne Frankly yours was.
Play paintball?
Run naked down to the police station and threaten everybody with a meat cleaver?
Well, if they played enough paint ball, most of these other problems would go away.
People in glass houses should never complain about a glass ceiling at work.
Listen to Ella Fitzgerald singing from a Memorex tape.