I thought Chicago-style was where he puts one of yours in the hospital, and then you put one of his in the morgue. 
Classy!
I didn’t need her getting her greasy hands all over my air mattress. It was already hard enough to maintain a grip.
I’d show up in five minutes hoping Doctor Who was there.
I hate to ask what you’ve been doing “Chicago Style”.
In case there was an actual question, Chicagoans like their pizza cut in squares, unless it’s sold by-the-slice.
“Before we go any further, who the hell orders pizza under the name of ‘Torchwood’?”
“Er, yeah, that would be me. Sorry, I’m a twat.”
One can rest assured that he owns a stopwatch, though he’s not necessarily using it to time his pizza…
do they really call the crust “skin”
gross
So you’re saying it’s bad that my pizza delivery person carries treats specifically for my dogs?
When we first moved here 3 or 4 years ago he was terrified of dogs but apparently the eyes got him. Dogs like pizza nights almost as much we do now 
If he was handsome enough, he wouldn’t even have to dial - he’d just pick up the phone.
No, has to be interesting enough.
The big spatula they handle the pies with is a called a peel. How’s that work for you.
I’'m getting seriously Whooshed but this whole Torchwood thing.
Yay! This made me laugh even more than the Blackwood thing. I can’t believe how funny this thread turned out to be.
Great, now I’m hungry.
As the person who brought it up, I guess I should explain.
In the pilot of the British Doctor who spin-off ‘Torchwood’ (still the only episode of the show I’ve actually watched,) the main character is trying to track down the mysterious Torchwood three team. She finds out that they call for delivery with the local ‘Jubilee Pizza’, under the name of Torchwood, and ends up playing the part of the delivery person to get inside. (It turns out that they knew about her little ploy, but let her come in anyway.)
There’s apparently some other references to the pizza later in the series, and the stopwatch thing is a dirty joke that I entirely didn’t plan to unleash, because I had no clue it was there - honest!
Yup. Pizza skins - Until they’re assembled, then they become ‘pies.’
Not even remotely. 
Crusty old dude. Kinda weathered and dried-out.
And from the few episodes I’ve seen, part of the joke is that Torchwood appears to be the worst secret organization ever. As in, they order pizzas to their secret hideout under the name “Torchwood”, they travel around the city chasing down aliens and ghosts and what not in a big black van labeled “Torchwood”, at one point they even ask a bystander if she’d seen any aliens. I’m pretty sure the whole show is pretty much a very British satire on the Men In Black, with the Dr. Who setting just being a bonus.
…Torchwood pizza scene:
Bonus: “Bloody Torchwood.”
hold on , messed it up