What every old coot of a scientist should wear

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I like!

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Pluto, you’ve been unfriended.
<snerk>

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Old coot?!?! Hell, I’m not even 30 (got a few weeks of my 20’s left in me) and the shirt speaks to me.

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I love it. I used to be able to recite the names of all the moons in the Solar System, but these days, my memory isn’t that good, and specks of dust seem to count as moons.

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I know! It seems to me that in 100 years there will be press releases saying “Scientists were surprised to discover the 43rd trillionth moon orbiting Saturn. It is nearly 300 microns across, and will be named ASDEC46H9FEM69DC2s, because every single word and name in every language on the planet already describes a moon. Saturn has the most moons of any body in our solar system. Jupiter comes in a distant second, with only 985 billion moons.”

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Surely that should be coots of scientists between 6-ish and 82…

Back in my day we had a planet called George. :wink: