So, I know the FBI does a lot in racketeering and kiddy porn and counter-terrorism and such, which I assume are generally federal crimes because they cross state lines, right? (Or am I completely off-base even at the beginning?) And I know they partner with local law enforcement to catch serial killers and other particularly rare and spectacular criminals because they have all the sweet labs and have done all that work on psychological crimes - but that in those cases the locals actually “catch” the bad guys. Is that also correct? Is my assumption that the FBI is mostly limited to crimes that are actual federal crimes completely off-base?
I’ve been out sick for three days with an awful sinus infection, ear infections, etc. It is teh suxx0rs. (I’m finally back at work, where the re-roofing is not helping anything.) So I fired up the media PC my boyfriend built and started getting into Bones, which has got to be the most frustrating show in the world because they obviously KNOW what they’re doing wrong because they talk about it, and then they go and deliberately do it anyway.
Example:
FBI agent: “I might not be able to get you for murder, but I can get you for statutory rape.”
Suspect’s lawyer: “Well, YOU can’t, because statutory rape isn’t a federal crime.”
HeLLO? Neither is the murder! I know there’s such a thing as federal murder charges (I remember Timothy McVeigh would have been tried on them had Oklahoma not fried his ass, right?) but this was just a regular-crime kind of murder.
So what can an FBI agent acting as an FBI agent (as opposed to helping out with local law enforcement) arrest you for? Does the FBI even actually arrest mobsters who are up on RICO charges, or do local law enforcement officers do the honors? If the FBI does arrest you, I assume you’re held in federal prison? Am I just completely ignorant of what the FBI is and does? (Wikipedia wasn’t really very helpful on this, specifically.)
Also, I see that on Wikipedia the FBI is cited as working heavily on cybercrime. To what extent is the Secret Service involved in that? I know they do a lot with counterfeiting and used to be the guys who came and got all the hackers, right? Have they given that over to the FBI, or do they cooperate on that, or what?
In other words, to make a long medication-fueled question short - does the FBI just handle federal crimes, or do they come and horn in on completely not-federal crimes also? And to what extent? Do they just consult and cooperate, or can David Boreanaz cuff you and lock you up for killing your wife?