Ted Dewitt-Clinton. Without the charisma.
Stephanie Plum, without the blown-up cars or the gun in the cookie jar.
Jane Eyre.
Ummm Arthur Dent??
Mr. Apollinax. Or Apollonius of Tyana.
Stephanie Plum also* ROCKS.
Kramer. But with George’s personality and social skills.
(Hey ladies I’m available )
Ponyboy from “The Outsiders”
This worries me less since I found out S.E. Hinton is actually a girl.
(damn cat, I’m trynna type!)
Francie Nolan, from A Tree Grows in Brooklyn.
A cross between Daria and Jane.
Or alternativly. O (well, we’re both photographers :D)
Gotta go with either Dilbert or Arthur Dent.
Choada Boy from Orgazmo.
Herbie Bookbinder from City Boy by Herman Wouk, at least when I was that age. I loved that book. I recognized every character in it from my own childhood, and I was Herbie.
I can’t think of a character that is like I am now. Probably just as well.
Chaplain A. T. Tappman
Although he’s still a much better man I can claim to be at this point in time.
A four-way cross between the protagonists and the antagonist of Margaret Atwood’s The Robber Bride. Each time I re-read it, I identify more strongly with one of the women, but I understand all of their motives so personally.
Ford Prefect.
Suzie from Calvin and Hobbes and Slappy Squirrel.
Zelig.
Charlie Brown, always trying to fly that kite or kick the football…
[sub]either that, or Hamlet, but let’s not go there…[/sub]
“Aunt” Charlotte Vale, from the book and movie Now, Voyager.