What flavor of Jelly Belly bean tastes most realistic?

In My Humble Opinion
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I LOVE the buttered popcorn.

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I like the buttered popcorn too, and I do think they taste JUST like buttered popcorn. Or maybe they actually taste like Screamin’ Yellow Zonkers, which is just sweet buttered popcorn. Either way, I like the Jelly Bellies better - they don’t get stuck in my throat.

My daughter got hold of a bag of the Bertie Boots variety, and tricked a friend at school into trying the Booger flavor. I just want to know how many attempts they made at booger flavoring, and who was the taste tester who must have said things like, “No, not QUITE boogery enough… it needs SOMETHING…”

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I like the buttered popcorn too, and I do think they taste JUST like buttered popcorn. Or maybe they actually taste like Screamin’ Yellow Zonkers, which is just sweet buttered popcorn. Either way, I like the Jelly Bellies better - they don’t get stuck in my throat.

My daughter got hold of a bag of the Bertie Botts variety, and tricked a friend at school into trying the Booger flavor. I just want to know how many attempts they made at booger flavoring, and who was the taste tester who must have said things like, “No, not QUITE boogery enough… it needs SOMETHING…”

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We have the Bertie Bott’s beans here and the “stranger” flavors are sardine, spinach, black pepper, ear wax, vomit, booger, grass and dirt.

The sardine is close, the peppper is right on, grass is close, dirt is close (as far as I remember what dirt tastes like), and the others are fairly ikky tasting but I can’t make a direct comparison as I don’t know what ear wax and boogers taste like.