What gives Ice the right to do that?

SCSimmons - I actually may just do that. [sub]I lived there during grad school and loved it[/sub]
Qadgop - I spit my Cheerios out because that was so damn funny.

homer - I poured it over the seal to try and unfreeze it. Dumb at the time, but then again it was early and our coffee maker was broken… Do you believe that one?

Hijack my own thread:

Just leave a few bottles of cheap booze out at night.

Why don’t you cover the door with a tarp? Windows too? On te one day we get snow in Dallas I’m the only one who isn’t trying to find the ice scraper he bought last year.

In Canada, we often use matches.

This is the best way to go. Also put some in your locks to keep them from freezing. Wipe your key off the first few times you use it, because it will get oily and dirty.