What goes on the hat the groom is forced to wear at his bachelor party?

Ever seen a good one?

I’ve heard of : “doomed groom” and “ready for my ball and chain”. Another friend suggested “pussy boy”.

I dunno. I respect both my friend and his soon to be bride. Also I would like the cap to be something the groom can hold on to for posterity. So thats a problem.

Perhaps something stunningly clever. For that I would ask for assistance - any ideas?

Thanks in advance. I’ll be sure to hoist one in your honor the night of the soiree.

  • NM

If the party is the night before the wedding, “I’m getting laid tomorrow, are you?”

How about the Bundy-esque:

“No Ma’am”