Finally, I have something on Kurt Vonnegut to inspire righteous indignation. *At last! *
He once wrote, “Who was the wisest person I ever met? It was man, but of course it needn’t have been.”
What a jerk.
Reminds me - yesterday we went to the local ice arena to escape the heat. The stall doors and latches in the bathroom all had a logo on them “Hiny-Hiders.” 
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{snip} The stall doors and latches in the bathroom all had a logo on them “Hiny-Hiders.”
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Top Ten Names They Almost Called “Hiny-Hiders”:
10) Prat Protector
9) Derriere Disguiser
8) Fanny Façade
7) Rump Red-herring
6) Can-in-the-Can
5) Glute-Guarder
4) Ass-masker
3) Keister Koncealer
2) Total Eclipser of the Moon
And the Number One Name They Almost Called “Hiny-Hiders”:
- Badonkadonk Blockers
Thanks Toucan, I needed a laugh today!
Good catch! I’m embarrassed to admit I didn’t get that one.
How about “Behind the Behind”?
Hey! Some of my best friends . . .
Behind blinds?
John Hurt mode/
I … am not … an … intellectual!
/JHM
[wildly off-topic]
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{snip} 1) Badonkadonk Blockers
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Missed the edit window, door, porte-cochère, driveway…
What I should have written: “1) Badonkadonk Bunkers”
Say it out loud. It’s fun! [/w.o.t.]